Bongo Baggins says "In various countries around the world, there's a sport in which players kick a ball with their feet. In every single country in the world ever (bar one) this is called
football (the clue is in the name). Mourhino is football's equivalent of Brett C. Except for the getting the sack bit."
Which country is invisible to you? the U.S. or Canada? Also, check Wiki under American football, paragraphs headed "other countries". The pointy-ended pigskin is coming after you, heheheh.
Full disclosure: football, soccer, rugby, and other such are all dismal to civilised sports such as golf, billiards, and darts, which in turn, tug their forelocks to E
