My cat drove my Federal Corvette into a black hole

ChubbyBunneh · Mar 25, 2015

I had just gone to the kitchen for a jelly donut and heard a horrible noise. Rushed back to the computer and my cat had undocked me from Founders World and plotted a course to the nearest black hole.

I had just bought 10 huge plasma accelerators and an entire cargo hold full of Painite so all that was left in the bank account was 57 credits.

My corvette got sucked into the black hole (which is a totally unrealistic and stupid game mechanic) and was squashed into subatomic particles.

Thanks to the crappy insurance system I can't get my ship back. It should be changed. Kthxbai.

Spam · Mar 25, 2015

Nerf cats

EddyRockSteady · Mar 25, 2015

Congrats, your cat just bypassed 'Elite' ranking and moved straight to 'Buffoon'. He stands to be commended!

The Emperor approves. All Hail the Emperor.

shadragon · Mar 25, 2015

CMDR FuzzyBoots just got her first credited kill.

Fizmiz · Mar 25, 2015

Jelly donuts are clearly at fault here.

Entilzar · Mar 25, 2015

what an awesome cat, if it managed to get you out of a station and FSD you to the nearest Black Hole then that was some fine flying, Perhaps you should give your cat the job while you sleep.,but first id get it some ultraviolet contact lenses, cause cats cant see black which is probably why it ended up in the black hole,,

Enty

bend_r · Mar 25, 2015

Good one! Have some rep

EUS · Mar 25, 2015

You should see what your cat left in your shoes! Next time don't withhold the catnip.

Kerrec Snowmane · Mar 25, 2015

Considering your handle and avatar pic, it would have been funnier if your BUNNY had done those things, not your cat.

TheDayman · Mar 25, 2015

Apparently the cat is also from the future - I'm guessing it's playing 1.3 a month from now.

KonigWolf · Mar 25, 2015

At first I loled.. Then, I realized that my cat was watching me intently as I loaded up my Python with weapons... That evil eye.

Im_Lost · Mar 25, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaFW8_9CzSw&spfreload=10

Mephane · Mar 25, 2015

Ceiling cat is watching you fly without insurance.

TheMarshall · Mar 25, 2015

Please tell me the jelly donut was okay!!!???

Quineloe · Mar 25, 2015

My cat flew my Superstardestroyer into the Death Star ... AND EVERYONE SAW IT

Tacheel · Mar 25, 2015

Mephane said:
Ceiling cat is watching you fly without insurance.

Basement cat rubs paws together..

Mephane · Mar 25, 2015

Tacheel said:
Basement cat rubs paws together..

INVISIBLE SPACESHIP!

Aleksej · Mar 25, 2015

Closing this thread to prevent trolling and flaming.