My co-pilot is an onionhead addict...

I don't know about you, fellow explorers, but I had an heck of a difficulty in recruiting a co-pilot.
All the Experts denied my offer:

"How many weeks in stranded systems again?"
"You said 10k to the closest station with a medbay?"
"So we were saying, you expect 2mil payout, my 8% is..."
"Seriously, when was the last time you had your ship cleaned INSIDE?"

They are picky aren't they?

To my surprise I wasn't denied by an Harmless Pilot. I immidiatly accepted the contract without reading the bio, before she changed her mind, I tought she was desperate on credits or something. And immidiatly departed, had her have a test flight with my new Taipan, and started to jump toward the Rift.

A good 2k out I put the ship in standby to rest a little, and finally gave a look to my empliee curriculum...
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She lived where they farm it, i bet she started at breakfast. For years. This explains why she climbed on-board.
Now the problem is not she will flight the Revenant high on onionhead, but that she may find my hidden stash in that corner of the cargo bay!!!!!!!
 
I much respected german philosopher and word-artist once said "I have an onion on my i head, i´m a doner and doner makes... more beautiful..." Not sure if drugs were involved to this :)
 
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