My Commander never eats! Should I be worried?

Alex Nguyan

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In the 2 years I've worked with my Commander I've never seen him eat anything. I've gone over all expenses and he's never bought himself groceries or a meal at a restaurant.

Also, he never sleeps. Whenever I look in on him he's at the controls, piloting or fighting, whatever.

Is he a robot? I'm worried, let me tell you!
 

kalniel

kalniel
Alex Nguyan said:
In the 2 years I've worked with my Commander I've never seen him eat anything. I've gone over all expenses and he's never bought himself groceries or a meal at a restaurant.

Also, he never sleeps. Whenever I look in on him he's at the controls, piloting or fighting, whatever.

Is he a robot? I'm worried, let me tell you!
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Just as long as no-one else notices the nappy explosions I think you're safe.

Remember, just ignore all those other posts on social media boasting about how perfect their baby commander is, they're lying [redface]
 

Whiterose

Whiterose
How can he eat if there are no toilets?
I think the pilots chair has some sort of bodily transfusion mechanism. Lets face it, even if there were toilets he cant walk to them anyway.
 
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Jaiotu

Jaiotu
Alex Nguyan said:
In the 2 years I've worked with my Commander I've never seen him eat anything. I've gone over all expenses and he's never bought himself groceries or a meal at a restaurant.

Also, he never sleeps. Whenever I look in on him he's at the controls, piloting or fighting, whatever.

Is he a robot? I'm worried, let me tell you!
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Don't worry. Your Commander is eating in those moments where you aren't watching. When you are logged out or when you step away for a few moments. Each ship is loaded with a lifetime supply of food (Just read "The Easy Way Out" in the "Tales of Life on the Frontier" fiction anthology. He has plenty of food.

Sleep? He sleeps when you do. I realize that this isn't much but I think he's been sneaking some Monster Energy drinks and Red Bulls when you weren't looking.

Oh ... and during those "Server Upgrades" when the Galaxy goes "offline"? He's rendezvousing with all the other Commanders in Lave for a dance party. The "Rave at Lave" attracts folk from all across the galaxy. And you wonder why the updates take "longer than anticipated"?
 

Parmo

Parmo
Alex Nguyan said:
In the 2 years I've worked with my Commander I've never seen him eat anything. I've gone over all expenses and he's never bought himself groceries or a meal at a restaurant. ... I'm worried, let me tell you!
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Then why has my Commander got a pot belly?! Which seems to be magically airbrushed out?
And is 3 stone (19kg) over weight?[sad]
 

Jack Schitt

Jack Schitt
Mine eats Pot Noodles and other assorted junk food while he's browsing the Outfitters or the Galaxy Map. Sometimes, purely as an act of player-to-avatar solidarity you understand, I do the same.
 

sirius42

sirius42
Alex Nguyan said:
In the 2 years I've worked with my Commander I've never seen him eat anything. I've gone over all expenses and he's never bought himself groceries or a meal at a restaurant.

Also, he never sleeps. Whenever I look in on him he's at the controls, piloting or fighting, whatever.

Is he a robot? I'm worried, let me tell you!
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No worries season 3 will be called Elite: Survivalist. Then you can build him a toilet on a moon and breed space chickens in your anaconda :)
 

TheSisko

TheSisko
Alex Nguyan said:
In the 2 years I've worked with my Commander I've never seen him eat anything. I've gone over all expenses and he's never bought himself groceries or a meal at a restaurant.

Also, he never sleeps. Whenever I look in on him he's at the controls, piloting or fighting, whatever.

Is he a robot? I'm worried, let me tell you!
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When you log off your Commander says "THANK CHRIST FOR THAT I CAN GO FOR A         NOW!!", cue mad dash to the toilets.
 
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bladebss

bladebss
Yea every time i look down at my/his legs i cant help but feel he has the worst cramps. Such a need to get up and streatch.... :) mabe a quick snak and a loo brake at the lokal shipping lane services.
 
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CMDR_Mogriax

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Unlike the original frontier series, Elite pilots are in fact clones that dont require feeding, they absorb nutrients when they are close to stars just like your fuel scoops do. This isnt Star citizen, no need for toilets on these ships. Heres proof, when in your SRV your Neural link is 100% active, what your actually seeing is a holographic representation of you in your ships inner communications suite, some ships dont have these and thus when your in a srv you can sometimes see yourself sitting in your own ship. Hence when your srv goes bang you pop back into your ship as if nothing had happened, quite plausible and rational. Just like when your ship goes bang the clone suite back in the last station you where in prints a new body with a new memory set.
 
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