To the tune of "Never hit your Grandma with a shovel" by Spike Jones:
Never bring your cat out of the bubble
He'll make a bad impression on your mind
A more clever thing to bring
Is a birdie that will sing
Or a companion that will return your love in kind
Remember that a cat is purely selfish
It's love can turn to hatred with a shock
So when you head out to the black
To its meowing turn your back
And leave your dear old sweet old kitten on the dock