New group on xbox and pc

[PaleStranger214]

Hey, how are you? Yeah nevermind how I got onboard it really isn't important, yes of course it's a real gun it is a .45 a pretty devastating weapon. So, watching something about Cthulhu? I see all the tentacles….holy...what the...how do that many tentacles fit in...Ahhh not important. You see I am here to talk to you about the Militia of Madmen! What? Ohhh no we are not THAT type of group. Yeah I know the name kinda has that feel but, we are not THAT way at all. We don't cotton at all to the whole idea of sitting over Deciat blowing up unengineered ships, or blowing up cobra 3's in a corvette. Yeah I know the whole sneaking aboard and with a gun thing seems that way but, do you have any idea how much advertising costs on the gal net? This is really sooo much cheaper. Ok well I guess you want to know how we formed? Nod your head like you want too. Sorry I got to do this whole pitch otherwise I get confused and we soo don't want that, do we? Yeah I know every group starts with a battle. You know the whole "We formed after the battle of damn lie" crap. We kinda did, yeah seriously. It was after "Operation Valentine", you see we the core of us were loyal Imps, but, after we won, a lot of questions came up and we didn't really like the answers we were given. So some like me actually joined the feds to try to make things right. Others did their own thing until we came to the conclusion we needed to be independent and that is what we did we formed us. See where the madmen comes in, cause everyone thinks we are crazy being on our own plus, it sounds funny doesn't it! Now I see you are thinking what's in it for me, right? I can tell you we aren't looking for our next pilot we are looking for our next brother or sister. Yeah sounds a little kooky but, I am not judging you due to your movie taste now am I? No the way we see it as you will trash talk, kidd around with us, we do the same to you but, when you need help we will help you. You know when Nemo wants those biomorphic "companions" we will help you out. Do you ever wonder what he wants with all those? It's kinda weird. We also do everything else as well help with credits we got that though you will HELP. Ship building yep, help dealing with super powers yep we do that, doing some fighting oh yeah and so much other other crap as well. Anyway well that's my pitch hope you think about it. I will let myself out. Oh by the way what was the name of that movie...Legend of the...Oh ok I might have to send that to that to this one guy he's got a date she will think he is such a freak...but, I am so not judging no really...oops yeah i hear the sirens as well. Sooo I gotta go ummm... bye! Transmission taken from a ship suspect identified as Cmdr PaleStranger214 who is still at large.(the Cmndr on the ship was taken into custody due to indecent videos