Wait, guys, I've got it. We just need to get Morgan Freeman, put him on a ship and have him start narrating at them. The Thargoids will have to make peace with us so they can hire him for their own documentaries. Even a good impersonator would be good. My Morgan Freeman is pretty mediocre.
New Strategy: Morgan Freeman
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"BGS? Well, now, let me see. You know, I don’t have any idea what that means. I know what you think it means, commander. To me, it’s just a made up word. A politician’s word commander so old cadets like yourself can wear a spacesuit and fly around the galaxy. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did? There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret. Not because I’m in here. Because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then. A young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him. Tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone and this old man’s all that’s left. I got to live with that. BGS? That’s just a bull word. So you go on and stamp your form, commander, and stop wasting my time. Because, to tell you the truth, I don’t give a ."
Morgan Freeman said this and it's true so there
V2k.
Morgan Freeman said this and it's true so there
V2k.
"Greetings fellow sapients, on behalf of humanity I am Morgan Freeman.
Since the dawn of time, humanity has asked the question: are we alone?
But more importantly, we ask the question: Do you have documentaries and can I narrate them?"
Since the dawn of time, humanity has asked the question: are we alone?
But more importantly, we ask the question: Do you have documentaries and can I narrate them?"
