...So I just got my Mk.I Human Body (male) with all the usual basic modules. I'm not sure I like my body - I mean it works, but I'm pretty sure I want to upgrade that "pulse laser" to a "Huge Plasma Accelerator" ASAP IYKWIM LOL
Anyway, when I came out of the box, I didn't get any intro video saying "To unlock the secret of the Fnord you must..." or "To become Lord of the Underworld you have to..." or even "To rescue the Princess, you must first..."
I just don't get it. What am I supposed to do with this Human Body Mk.I that can move around and perform actions and pick things up and throw stuff, and eat stuff (not necessarily the same stuff).
There's no direction to this life. No narrative telling me how to go about amassing a fortune and build a fleet or an empire or anything.
I have no money, every time I try to move around I just bump into things and fall over - don't even talk about trying to jump. Most of the stuff I try to eat is either hard as nails or tastes awful, or both, and I can't even aim my pulse laser properly.
I don't see the point. Isn't there an instruction manual or something?
Anyway, when I came out of the box, I didn't get any intro video saying "To unlock the secret of the Fnord you must..." or "To become Lord of the Underworld you have to..." or even "To rescue the Princess, you must first..."
I just don't get it. What am I supposed to do with this Human Body Mk.I that can move around and perform actions and pick things up and throw stuff, and eat stuff (not necessarily the same stuff).
There's no direction to this life. No narrative telling me how to go about amassing a fortune and build a fleet or an empire or anything.
I have no money, every time I try to move around I just bump into things and fall over - don't even talk about trying to jump. Most of the stuff I try to eat is either hard as nails or tastes awful, or both, and I can't even aim my pulse laser properly.
I don't see the point. Isn't there an instruction manual or something?