New Update Literally Mocked Me!

[Sylar N7]

I'm referring to the station commanders who talk to you while you dock and launch. I was in my trading Python, and was greeted normally.

"DeLacy X-Ray Sierra Yankee, welcome to our station. We look forward to serving you."

"Alright!" I'm thinking. Now this is what i call good customer service! Then I requested docking.

"Docking request accepted, commander. Please proceed to landing pad zero seven."

"Awesome!" I think to myself. I really, REALLY like this new feature.

Then, I slowed down to activate the auto dock. This, apparently, was my mistake, as the Scottish-sounding Station Commander replied with this EPIC burn...

"Automatic-docking protocols enabled...next time you might want to learn how to actually fly that ship."

Wow, dude...wow! I thought we were friends!

 

[Divine Cerinian]

I'm referring to the station commanders who talk to you while you dock and launch. I was in my trading Python, and was greeted normally.

"DeLacy X-Ray Sierra Yankee, welcome to our station. We look forward to serving you."

"Alright!" I'm thinking. Now this is what i call good customer service! Then I requested docking.

"Docking request accepted, commander. Please proceed to landing pad zero seven."

"Awesome!" I think to myself. I really, REALLY like this new feature.

Then, I slowed down to activate the auto dock. This, apparently, was my mistake, as the Scottish-sounding Station Commander replied with this EPIC burn...

"Automatic-docking protocols enabled...next time you might want to learn how to actually fly that ship."

Wow, dude...wow! I thought we were friends!

Lmao. I'm sorry but that's awesome.

 

[Deleted member 110222]

I would never have known this, as I refuse to use docking computers.

 

[Robert Maynard]

Then, I slowed down to activate the auto dock. This, apparently, was my mistake, as the Scottish-sounding Station Commander replied with this EPIC burn...

"Automatic-docking protocols enabled...next time you might want to learn how to actually fly that ship."

The burn is real....

Good report, Commander! o7

 

[AcademicDust894]

Now That Is Funny!

 

[DustyArne]

Lmao!

He has a point though..

 

[Commander Biscuit]

I noticed yesterday after switching into my DBS that the docking support would say Lakon Alpa Golf Golf (lagg) Didn't notice anything similar while flying any of my Faulcon De Lacy ships though.

 

[Sylar N7]

Lmao!

He has a point though..

How darest thou, good sir!

It's pure laziness. I've docked and launched thousands of times...with the auto dock I can multi-task, listen to some lovely classical music, and be lazy

 

[Fray]

I would never have known this, as I refuse to use docking computers.

I like 'em - I use one on a Type 6 as that last internal is pretty useless, and it's nice to have a break at the end of a flight. It'd be nice if it also handled departing the station. Whenever I get a T7 or 9 I'll try to keep one fitted.

Plus, there's the 2001 reference to enjoy if you've got the music enabled, and you can enjoy a more scenic, relaxed docking experience.

...hm, can you be a docking computer salesperson in Elite? ;-)

 

[Tezcatlipoca]

I'm referring to the station commanders who talk to you while you dock and launch. I was in my trading Python, and was greeted normally.

"DeLacy X-Ray Sierra Yankee, welcome to our station. We look forward to serving you."

"Alright!" I'm thinking. Now this is what i call good customer service! Then I requested docking.

"Docking request accepted, commander. Please proceed to landing pad zero seven."

"Awesome!" I think to myself. I really, REALLY like this new feature.

Then, I slowed down to activate the auto dock. This, apparently, was my mistake, as the Scottish-sounding Station Commander replied with this EPIC burn...

"Automatic-docking protocols enabled...next time you might want to learn how to actually fly that ship."

Wow, dude...wow! I thought we were friends!

Ha, classic

 

[Jason Trask]

I'm referring to the station commanders who talk to you while you dock and launch. I was in my trading Python, and was greeted normally.

"DeLacy X-Ray Sierra Yankee, welcome to our station. We look forward to serving you."

"Alright!" I'm thinking. Now this is what i call good customer service! Then I requested docking.

"Docking request accepted, commander. Please proceed to landing pad zero seven."

"Awesome!" I think to myself. I really, REALLY like this new feature.

Then, I slowed down to activate the auto dock. This, apparently, was my mistake, as the Scottish-sounding Station Commander replied with this EPIC burn...

"Automatic-docking protocols enabled...next time you might want to learn how to actually fly that ship."

Wow, dude...wow! I thought we were friends!

that is pure epicness

well done Fdev

 

[Arry]

I'm referring to the station commanders who talk to you while you dock and launch. I was in my trading Python, and was greeted normally.

"DeLacy X-Ray Sierra Yankee, welcome to our station. We look forward to serving you."

"Alright!" I'm thinking. Now this is what i call good customer service! Then I requested docking.

"Docking request accepted, commander. Please proceed to landing pad zero seven."

"Awesome!" I think to myself. I really, REALLY like this new feature.

Then, I slowed down to activate the auto dock. This, apparently, was my mistake, as the Scottish-sounding Station Commander replied with this EPIC burn...

"Automatic-docking protocols enabled...next time you might want to learn how to actually fly that ship."

Wow, dude...wow! I thought we were friends!

Were you lined up with the slot?

The DC is a luxury I have on my Clipper and when I am not shadow running; it is nice to '0' throttle and sit back and watch. Hitting the camera mode, just helps increase the panicking mode.