North American Exhibit Pack

Leaf Productions

Leaf Productions
Hey all, Leaf here!

I just came up with such a wonderful and blessed idea. I hope the next pack we get from Frontier will be the North American Exhibit Animal Pack! Now hear me out on this!

We already have such amazing representation of North American Fauna already! I cannot thank Frontier enough for their representation of the greatest country on Planet Earth! But we do not have the best Exhibit representation. Since my colleagues whom represent the country of Europe already demand their Animal Pack for Europe, which is an amazing idea due to the wide array of biodiversity that hasn't been killed off by the colonizers of the region, I believe the best approach would be for North America to receive an Exhibit Animal Pack! My ideas are the for the following:

Red Eared Slider.
Hellbender.
Gila Monster 2
American Burying Beetle
American Bullfrog
Frilled Lizard
Arizona BLONDE Tarantula
Desert Centipede
European Pond Turtle
Burmese Python
Gila Monster 3 (Not the same as Gila Monster 2)
Bonus Early Adopter Animal: Bottlenose Dolphin​

Thank you all kindly for accepting this into your hearts. This will be $11.99 and will release on August, 2022. No new scenery, but it will include two new STAFF MEMBERS, the SABRE TOOTH CAT entertainer, and the BRACHIOSAURUS entertainer. Please see below for the early-access beta footage given to me by by buddy from Frontier Studios: Andy Warhol:

1627859014536.png
1627859030402.png

They will be able to walk around your zoo and remind guests of simpler times while also handing out pamphlets in recruitment for further zoo activities. You may be asking yourself, LEAF, why are there dinosaur-themed entertainers for a NORTH AMERICAN EXHIBIT ANIMAL PACK?

This pack will be the best one yet, doubling SteamDB Chart numbers by a scale of three. Thank you all for listening, and I will see you in the overly-sized exhibit box!
 

Firestar97

Firestar97
Leaf Productions said:
Thank you all kindly for accepting this into your hearts. This will be $11.99 and will release on August, 2022. No new scenery, but it will include two new STAFF MEMBERS, the SABRE TOOTH CAT entertainer, and the BRACHIOSAURUS entertainer. Please see below for the early-access beta footage given to me by by buddy from Frontier Studios: Andy Warhol:
Click to expand...
🤔 Don't have any Idea what this could be a Reference to 🙃


Leaf Productions said:
Gila Monster 2
Click to expand...
Leaf Productions said:
Gila Monster 3
Click to expand...
What's the Difference?

And what about the non-American Species? Is this whole Thread just a Parody of the other one? 🙃
 

Leaf Productions

Leaf Productions
Urufu1997 said:
What's the Difference?

And what about the non-American Species? Is this whole Thread just a Parody of the other one? 🙃
Click to expand...
Please do not ask any questions, if you have any, please address them to the community managers. This pack is out of my hands and the ball is in the Frontier Basketball court. (I lied. Frontier does not have an on-campus basketball court. Frontier employees are eligible for the corporate membership discount at a selection of local gyms, however.)
 

KönigDerKaffeebohnen

K
Personally, this pack is way to repetetive without doing americans small wildlife enough justice.
All we need are more varieations of our beutiful gila monster, i would prefer the googley eyed confetti variant, but sadly they are thought to be exctinct in the wild and only some few animals are left in wallmart facilities. Lets pray for them, making it both in rl and in the game
 

Firestar97

Firestar97
KönigDerKaffeebohnen said:
Personally, this pack is way to repetetive without doing americans small wildlife enough justice.
All we need are more varieations of our beutiful gila monster, i would prefer the googley eyed confetti variant, but sadly they are thought to be exctinct in the wild and only some few animals are left in wallmart facilities. Lets pray for them, making it both in rl and in the game
Click to expand...
Don't forget about 20 new Variations of the Texas Rattlesnake.
Hope those Lizards don't need to suffer too much. I'm no American but I've heard enough Walmart Storys to know what some of the People there are acting like
 

DarthQuell

DarthQuell
I prefer the Canadian desert rattlesnake, found only in the 110+ degrees Fahrenheit deserts of Canada's mountainous regions. Replace the Gila monster 2 with that (Gila monster 3 is cooler anyway)
 

Leaf Productions

Leaf Productions
darthquell said:
I prefer the Canadian desert rattlesnake, found only in the 110+ degrees Fahrenheit deserts of Canada's mountainous regions. Replace the Gila monster 2 with that (Gila monster 3 is cooler anyway)
Click to expand...
Thank god someone with brain comes in and helps out. I never even liked Gila Monster 2. If I had to rate them:

Gila Monster 3
Gila Monster
Gila Monster 2

At least, that's how I feel. The Canadian Desert Rattlesnake would be a good idea but that's not from North America. Nice try, imposter.
 

DarthQuell

DarthQuell
Leaf Productions said:
Thank god someone with brain comes in and helps out. I never even liked Gila Monster 2. If I had to rate them:

Gila Monster 3
Gila Monster
Gila Monster 2

At least, that's how I feel. The Canadian Desert Rattlesnake would be a good idea but that's not from North America. Nice try, imposter.
Click to expand...
Oh, my bad. I gotta study zou-ologee again
 

yoav_r

yoav_r
Leaf Productions said:
Thank god someone with brain comes in and helps out. I never even liked Gila Monster 2. If I had to rate them:

Gila Monster 3
Gila Monster
Gila Monster 2

At least, that's how I feel. The Canadian Desert Rattlesnake would be a good idea but that's not from North America. Nice try, imposter.
Click to expand...
Gila monster
Gila monster 2: Revenge of the Rattlesnake
Gila monster 3: Arizona drift
Gila monster 4: Here we burrow again
Gila monster 5: Rise of sandwalkers
Gila monster 6: Through the looking grass
Gila monster 7: The venomous and viviparous
 

Firestar97

Firestar97
yoav_r said:
Gila monster
Gila monster 2: Revenge of the Rattlesnake
Gila monster 3: Arizona drift
Gila monster 4: Here we burrow again
Gila monster 5: Rise of sandwalkers
Gila monster 6: Through the looking grass
Gila monster 7: The venomous and viviparous
Click to expand...
Gila Monster 5 is my favorite one. Expected Nr. 2 to be named Gila Monster 2: Electric Boogaloo🙃
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom