[NOT SERIOUS] I played and it was terrible. A total disaster!

Dejay

Dejay
<This post is satire and is intended to be humourous, it is NOT a serious post - Moderation Team>

When I got the download link today to download the alpha 2.0 installer I was really excited. But when I tried to install it, it kept saying I need to put new coin in! Buy 15000 coins for 69 pounds now! How horrible!
Then it needed over 256 GB free space on my hard drive, so I deleted all my other games and then it said forever "unpacking procedural galaxy" for a very long time.
Finally I log in and in the multiplayer lobby, it was full of stupid kids all talking about Justin beaver and about what they did to my mom. I wanted to play but they kept asking me "You has X59 warhoag? Has 2 joystick?". No I didn't.
Then I woke up and remembered I don't even have alpha access :D
 
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Oss133

Oss133
Lay off the cheese the night before and your user experience will be improved.

Also, get a joystick.
 

Cmdr Eagleboy

Cmdr Eagleboy
Dejay said:
When I got the download link today to download the alpha 2.0 installer I was really excited. But when I tried to install it, it kept saying I need to put new coin in! Buy 15000 coins for 69 pounds now! How horrible!
Then it needed over 256 GB free space on my hard drive, so I deleted all my other games and then it said forever "unpacking procedural galaxy" for a very long time.
Finally I log in and in the multiplayer lobby, it was full of stupid kids all talking about Justin beaver and about what they did to my mom. I wanted to play but they kept asking me "You has X59 warhoag? Has 2 joystick?". No I didn't.
Then I woke up and remembered I don't even have alpha access :D
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So....it was better than Battlefield 4 then? :D
 

Asp Explorer

Asp Explorer
Dejay said:
When I got the download link today to download the alpha 2.0 installer I was really excited. But when I tried to install it, it kept saying I need to put new coin in! Buy 15000 coins for 69 pounds now! How horrible!
Then it needed over 256 GB free space on my hard drive, so I deleted all my other games and then it said forever "unpacking procedural galaxy" for a very long time.
Finally I log in and in the multiplayer lobby, it was full of stupid kids all talking about Justin beaver and about what they did to my mom. I wanted to play but they kept asking me "You has X59 warhoag? Has 2 joystick?". No I didn't.
Then I woke up and remembered I don't even have alpha access :D
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Justin Beeber procedurally filled up your mum with 256Gb of stupid kids for a very long time in a multiplayer environment whilst waggling his joystick and munching a galaxy, in the lobby?
 

Dejay

Dejay
Asp Explorer said:
Justin Beeber procedurally filled up your mum with 256Gb of stupid kids for a very long time in a multiplayer environment whilst waggling his joystick and munching a galaxy, in the lobby?
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Dude, that's gross! It's wasn't as horrible as THAT! :D
 

Dejay

Dejay
Damn I forgot to mention the game had the perfect implementation of Newtonian flight physics but you couldn't roll your ship.
 

Asp Explorer

Asp Explorer
Dejay said:
Damn I forgot to mention the game had the perfect implementation of Newtonian flight physics but you couldn't roll your ship.
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Doesn't matter Dejay. Justin Beeber physically rolled your mother with a perfect implement, Newtonially, in a ship :)
 

Kawboy

Kawboy
I need to verify this... If I eat cheese, watch Justin's Beaver and go to sleep, I get alpha access?


nahh.. not worth it...
 

Toumal

Toumal
This is getting way OT, especially considering the topic title. Please get back to discussing Star Citizen :D
 
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