...I pledge to defend the Federation with my last, defiant pacifier shot, against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
I will protect the corporations and their profits.
I will bring the war to all who oppose humanity and the Federal way of life.
I will....oh heck, who am I kidding?
Now I've reached the top rank, I'll corrupt the Federation from the inside out. With Imperial values. That discount Corvette I brought last night? Ready and waiting to transport Imperial Slaves!!
I will protect the corporations and their profits.
I will bring the war to all who oppose humanity and the Federal way of life.
I will....oh heck, who am I kidding?
Now I've reached the top rank, I'll corrupt the Federation from the inside out. With Imperial values. That discount Corvette I brought last night? Ready and waiting to transport Imperial Slaves!!