Oddyssy (bandwagon) firsts.

[Rat Catcher]

waaaay to late, we are teabagging since 3301 - you mean first trying to slander our good (?) name with some childish behaviour?

Yeah, after all, that is usually my job. People take liberties all the time nowadays....

... and then I come along...

 

[SlickPBW]

First player to get stuck while on foot

First player to destroy an SRV while on foot

First player to climb to the top of Farseer’s tower

First player to escape planet gravity in his suit. Extra points for making to the station, thru the mail slot and safely thru the air lock

First fuel rat save of someone on foot

First player to get their suit paint to 0%

First player to do the thargoid machine on foot

First player to take out a cyclops on foot

First player to safely return to base with 0% battery power left

First player to enter a ship through a blown canopy

ok. My thumbs are tired

 

[Bottom Hat]

... and then I come along...

True - you sir have raised the bar for us all. Or do I mean lower it?! Either way, good job!

 

[Lightspeed]

First player to take a steam bath in a geyser ....

come to think of it, also that will be the first player to be ejected into orbit

 

[Lightspeed]

First player to step out of an Azure Cobra IV

 

[Leadfoot]

First player to casually walk across one of the landing pads and get blasted for loitering.

First player to get crushed by a Beluga landing on the pad and forgetting it was in the top 1% of its class.

 

[Bob McBobblehead]

8. The first to fart and get spotted and killed by a Thargoid on a moon.

 

[Leadfoot]

First player to get stuck while on foot

Or get their foot stuck in the door on the way out trying to keep the door open for a buddy.

First player to climb to the top of Farseer’s tower

...and change the light bulb without dropping anything (those bulbs are expensive).

First player to take out a cyclops on foot

And make sure she gets home before zaba o'clock or her daddy will get upset.

And then there's that player that made the mistake of having that bean burrito at Stubby's Barr & Grill and farted in his suit.