General / Off-Topic Okay, I'm no Jeff Foxworthy

[Aaron T]

My attempt at humor failed.

I guess no one has heard the "You might be a redneck if you..."

Line of jokes.

 

[Drelthar]

.......?

 

[Rustnsawdust]

A sloppy definition... how much leather qualifies (belt, shoes, a flight jacket, cowboy chaps?). And anyone with a single braincell can do the letters to YMCA. Including you, I dare say.

 

[Ninj]

I predict great things for this thread. Constructive arguments, criticisms and witticisms that will stretch intellectual boundaries.

High class humour, wit and charm will be witnessed.

I'm proud to be a betting man.

 

[M00ka]

You should go and turn your air conditioner on, that was your excuse for your last series of mind numbing, stupid rants wasn't it?

 

[Vardaugas]

What's Ybarras Mystical Coat of Armor have to do with anything?

 

[krylite]

It's been a (multi-)'crual' summer..

 

[ShinyDewott]

You are a leather wearing grinding machine who loves the Village People and can do the letters to the song YMCA.

[video=youtube;lG2kFXDPot8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG2kFXDPot8[/video]

 

[Aaron T]

I ain't no Jeff Foxworthy, lol.

 

[insanephoton]

Young man...

 

[Robin of Spiritwood]

This is off to a great start!

 

[Aaron T]

Aftyer a brief foray into another popular space game I shall not name, I realize that ED has to be the very best, the others suck. ED all the way!

 

[Demascus]

Hmmm British website/forum, redneck jokes may fly over their heads.

 

[Aaron T]

Hmmm British website/forum, redneck jokes may fly over their heads.

Yeah, lol, I did not think of that.

 

[Broon]

You might be a redneck if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.



That's the only one I can remember off the top of my head. Google would find lots more but that would be cheatin'.