The Drabble Show; more persistent than a nasty rash. Last week's winners were the last to enter, Wotherspoon, and Edith_The_Hutt and they decided this week's topic, "The Planet With A Fungal Infection.. With A Bang!"
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01 - Listeri69 - What happens on Birminghamworld often spreads to the station.....
<Hans> Number-2 This medical report is shocking, I can't have my privates going around with a fungal infection...
<Number2> It spread from the marines, they got it from the seamen.
<Hans> My seamen can often be found in places of ill repute.
<Number2> We're going to have to fully cream up the privates.
<Hans> Surely that will just encourage the seamen number-2. Besides, we haven't got the credits.
<Number2> we need a way to stop this...
<Hans> Sheep dip Number-2. Fill me a pool of Fung-Me-Off™, and get my gun. It's time to bang out the privates and dip them...
02 - Simoof - To much room for error. A tale of love, regret and seepage.
Psykokow could hardly contain his excitement.
He had overheard a conversation in a bar.
"An entire planet?" he thought to himself. "How groovy"
The coordinates where plotted.
He checked his inventory. He had plenty of creams that would help with the infection.
He was bound to make plenty of money.
He landed his ship on the planet, it smelt funky. Kow smiled.
Ambassader Aksil rose to greet Commander Kow.
"Welcome to the fungal..."
Kow interupted. "Sorry did you say..."
"Please don't go, we have fun and games!"
Suddenly it dawned on Kow. It was a planet full of fungi's. Shiitake!
03 - Alien - Work
The fly go in and in, 6 hours then far and still that consider numerable for jumps to went with.
The jumped turnaround ensured this every star added that little more heat the to crowded cockpit.
Steamy sweat the fill air the around passengers, that disgusted, musty pungent smell the and air thickened.
Lifting yours arm create that slurp, everything were an effort.
Life tour the for galaxy were very popularise, prevent tensions was currently the causing cast to bicker.
“It’s getting to hot on here”
“So to take for everyone yours clothes!”
“Well I’m game” exclaimed Finn, it show.
04 - moose666 - He ain't grody, he's my brother
The escape pod hissed, and opened up, allowing Simoof to emerge
"Kow!, How'd you find me?"
"Oh it was easy" said Senor shouty, "We just looked for the planet with a fungal infection"
Simoof called shoutyman a yew anchor.
"Why'd you think you got extra mayo in your lunch today?" retorted Mr Winnard.
They trooped up to the flight deck of psykokow's infamous pink orca
"I need a drink, lets go to the Thargoid and Fer-de-Lance" said Simoof as he sat down on his chair.
It collapsed with an almighty bang.
"Ow! my grundle" said Simoof, waddling out the room.
05 - RoyalHankey - A disaster waiting to happen
It was a disaster waiting to happen.
Winnards Hole Station had a fungal infection.
Everyone was panicking.
Psykokow was first to leave
Midden escaped second followed by Alien.
In the confusion Erik Marcaigh hit Skiprat
Skiprat plunged into the space traffic control station.
This led to total disorder sand chaos.
Many died mid air collisions.
Rascon and Kerrash escaped just in time.
Winnard goy out followed buy RoyalHankey.
Ships blowing up everywhere
Fruity was next to leave but hit the station wall leaving him with 50% hull.
Psykokow said 'Anyone seen Simoof'
Simoof appeared as the station erupted killing him..
06 - Entarius Fusion - Hey! its a Quarentine and everyone has the day off
Life was boring here in an outpost that was the butt of all the jokes, Commander Simoof was glumly sat at the deserted phek-ton fun house drinking what tasted like Demestos mixed with cream soda. A Waitress walks over to him and smiles. "Welcome to phek-ton Commander can i get you something to eat, drink or maybe something more fun?"
"No" Simoof replied, the quarantine has dulled my appetite"
The Waitress Smiles and walkes away.
"Hey! we are in Quarentine an you are working? " Simoof exclaimed and the Waitress looks round.
"you must be the only Fun Gal' in phek-ton"
07 - phong - Deaf lily vomitatious
It had been easy enough to lure him to the passenger cabin wherein lay his doom.Posing as a man-eater,Muscaria had suggested they should adjourn to her quarters for 'exploratory talks'.She winced at the memory of what was to follow.The toe sucking was magnificent.What had started with a kiss ended (predictably) with a bang.Now the poor sap lay asleep ,a contented smirk on his face,completely unaware of the tendrils of fungal growth even now beginning to fur his tongue. Athletes tongue is much harder to cure due to the moisture content necessary for propagation.
