Our cockpits are really, REALLY......stinky

When was the last time you got out of your cockpit?
When was the last time you saw anyone else get out of theirs?
I haven't left my command chair in...weeks.

There are only two possible scenarios:

1. Our flight suit has a valve on the business end that connects to the command chair, and a built in vacuum toilet does the rest of the work.

...or...

2. We all wear these.

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My money is on #2, which means...it's a really good thing that our flight suit has an air filtration system in the life support module.
 
you can buy under arm spray ya know ???

or

one of those pine tree things that you attach to the windscreen/rear view mirror ???
 
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hello there

Earhlet, do you still use your physical body?

My meat sack resides in the Pleasure domes of Vorticon 6.

My pilot is an artificial construct.

Lastly, bodily excretions are so 3200.

Rgds

LoK
 
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