Passenger Missions - rhetorical question

I do not want to take a criminal mastermind on holiday, I don't care if he's offering me 800,000 cr. I won't do it! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Why do so many criminal elements want to go on holiday?
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When you only have a Cobra M3 and 160k credits, 800k seems like a lot. :D
And I'm trying to stay on the good idea of the law.
It's just interesting that so many criminals want to take a form of "public" transport to go on holiday.
 
What I'd like to know is how they became criminal masterminds in the first place. Last time I was carrying one, he was all supposedly totally unfazed by danger. Well, some toying with a Deadly FdL later, he was all going mental about going home immediately and maybe I'd have to replace a seat in the cabin. And we had almost half the hull left!!
 
They are the ones with the most money to spend on holidays.

Anyway if all you have is a Cobra III, you already have the best tool for such jobs.
 
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It's Police Policy to suspect you of being GUILTY when charged with an offense if you say you're going on a holiday and see this as an excuse to press the charge as it conspires to show stress. The same intelligence for when you do not wind down your car window to speak with them and so they have reason for suspicion to think you have something to hide. The same as in a recent case last week that a woman was pressured to plead guilty for simply picking up a £20 note from a shop floor which was presumably dropped by a customer. She was either to pay for Legal Help and also get found guilty OR just plead guilty. The Police are NOT good people and neither are the courts. They work for a company that needs paying.
The last 2 times I asked the Police for help:

1. I caught a man trying break in to my car at 3am and chased him away. Police turn up and look over my car to check my Tax, Insurance, Tyres and Lights for MOT were in in order to justify 4 of them coming out to me instead of searching for the suspect!

2. I go to them to ask if they could remove a car that was dumped on my property for over 1 month with no Tax. I was greeted with an aggressive "go away I don't know anything about you!" by the staff sergeant. I have lived in my small hometown for 44years. Law is I can't tow it away, block it in, clamp it, nor touch it! I was told if I asked neighbours whose it was it would be seen as harassment!!!! Yes, they admitted they do know the owner but due to data protection...

A local Police Station last month BLEW UP A CAR which was left unattended outside the Station in the early hours. They thought it may have a bomb in it! It was actually picked up off the roadside by cops and left there hours before.

Criminals deserve holidays too. They just might be innocent ;)
 
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It's Police Policy to suspect you of being GUILTY when charged with an offense if you say you're going on a holiday and see this as an excuse to press the charge as it conspires to show stress. The same intelligence for when you do not wind down your car window to speak with them and so they have reason for suspicion to think you have something to hide. The same as in a recent case last week that a woman was pressured to plead guilty for simply picking up a £20 note from a shop floor which was presumably dropped by a customer. She was either to pay for Legal Help and also get found guilty OR just plead guilty. The Police are NOT good people and neither are the courts. They work for a company that needs paying.
The last 2 times I asked the Police for help:

1. I caught a man trying break in to my car at 3am and chased him away. Police turn up and look over my car to check my Tax, Insurance, Tyres and Lights for MOT were in in order to justify 4 of them coming out to me instead of searching for the suspect!

2. I go to them to ask if they could remove a car that was dumped on my property for over 1 month with no Tax. I was greeted with an aggressive "go away I don't know anything about you!" by the staff sergeant. I have lived in my small hometown for 44years. Law is I can't tow it away, block it in, clamp it, nor touch it! I was told if I asked neighbours whose it was it would be seen as harassment!!!! Yes, they admitted they do know the owner but due to data protection...

A local Police Station last month BLEW UP A CAR which was left unattended outside the Station in the early hours. They thought it may have a bomb in it! It was actually picked up off the roadside by cops and left there hours before.

Criminals deserve holidays too. They just might be innocent ;)

Good to know :)
So the police force in your home town, has attended the same police academy as the ones in Elite Dangerous I guess...
Do consider moving, as that level of criminal incompetence is breathtaking :)

Cheers Cmdr's
 
It's Police Policy to suspect you of being GUILTY when charged with an offense if you say you're going on a holiday and see this as an excuse to press the charge as it conspires to show stress. The same intelligence for when you do not wind down your car window to speak with them and so they have reason for suspicion to think you have something to hide. The same as in a recent case last week that a woman was pressured to plead guilty for simply picking up a £20 note from a shop floor which was presumably dropped by a customer. She was either to pay for Legal Help and also get found guilty OR just plead guilty. The Police are NOT good people and neither are the courts. They work for a company that needs paying.
The last 2 times I asked the Police for help:

1. I caught a man trying break in to my car at 3am and chased him away. Police turn up and look over my car to check my Tax, Insurance, Tyres and Lights for MOT were in in order to justify 4 of them coming out to me instead of searching for the suspect!

2. I go to them to ask if they could remove a car that was dumped on my property for over 1 month with no Tax. I was greeted with an aggressive "go away I don't know anything about you!" by the staff sergeant. I have lived in my small hometown for 44years. Law is I can't tow it away, block it in, clamp it, nor touch it! I was told if I asked neighbours whose it was it would be seen as harassment!!!! Yes, they admitted they do know the owner but due to data protection...

A local Police Station last month BLEW UP A CAR which was left unattended outside the Station in the early hours. They thought it may have a bomb in it! It was actually picked up off the roadside by cops and left there hours before.

Criminals deserve holidays too. They just might be innocent ;)

Sounds like you live in a really dodgy place.
I got nervous just reading that. :/

Over here an abandoned vehicle can be towed. It's on your property illegally, then you can get it legally removed by the municipality, who will take it to the impound.
 
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