General / Off-Topic perils of being a parent.

being a parent is the most joyous and at the same time taxing job in the world. we have good days with equal measure bad days.

today was one of those days that was funny yet taxing.
my 5 year old boy has some autistic element's but is not fully, today the school called asking me to come in as there was an incident.

I arrived at the primary school to be greeted by his teacher, I was escorted through the assembly hall with all the kids looking and whispering that's Felix's Dad, and taken into his class room, what happened next was his teacher telling me that Felix is stuck in the toilet, 'Stuck?' I asked, 'Yes' she says, 'well not just stuck but naked', 'Naked?' I say. she then say yes your son is naked and has both his feet stuck in the toilet bowl in the girls toilet.

so there was me opening the door to the girls toilet with my boy sitting with both his feet in the bowl stark bolk naked.

luckily his feet didn't get stuck but i think for legal reason the teachers didn't want to be pulling a naked 5 year old boy out of the girls toilet.

very difficult keeping a straight face while telling him of for doing it in the first place.

when i ask what he was doing his reply was the he was taking a bath.
the night before i caught him trying to flush 4 full loo rolls down bathroom toilet. his sister tells me that he saw this happen on Disney XD channel.

looks like my boy likes to take things literally
 
How long was he there for? Surely they could have wrapped him in a towel or something so that they can pull him out.

I've got nothing to match that!

Last night my 2 week old boy did manage to puke all of his milk over me. It was surprising how much there was, at 3 am in the morning my wife found me stripping down and swearing in the hall. I managed to wake the 5 year old up with my curses too, so we were all up.
 
been there a few times. my story will be told for many decades to come. I was going to take some photos of him sitting there but getting him out was my first priority.
 
Despite many 'homework' issues with my son no social worker has been called..

not even the all i want for christmas is a new sister...

or the famous Broken Teddy picture..

they make it hard to tell them off some times... BUT trust me... you gotta keep strong.
 
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