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Commander Jameson was very angry... his nice little cobra was brand new.. and now it had a @£$%£ off big dent in it trying to dock with the station.

The Station then fined him 600 credits for accidentally pressing the @££$ing space key and illegally discharging his pew pew gun.

Now he had gone to the market to sell his shipment of £$%^$ ho's from Diso due to a big party planned for the new mayor that night. The Mayor of Lave liked nothing better than £$%£^ £$^$% £$%$£ dirty £%£$^% ho's.

Now he got them off his ship he found that Commander Akjeeb in his anaconda had just delivered a £$^% load of Ho's from Bernards Star.. the best £$%%$^ ho's you can get. This made him even angrier as the market price had dropped so much he would not make a profit.

Commander Jameson thought it was a pretty @£$£$% thing to do as he was the £$%$^% ho saler for this system.

... Thank you for listening to this weeks edition of Elite Jackanory... more next time.. tune in.. I've been commander Psykokow.. sleep well..
 
I didn't see that option in the DDF trading proposals. Now I'm thinking about becoming a trader. Maybe good to have that as one of the first missions.
 
Why didn't you run a kickstarter for this???!!! Talent like that should not be wasted. If you make an audiobook I can play it for my son so he learns all about ho trading in the womb!!!
 
Those Seven Dwarves had a demand for unusual tall hos, always singing about them...

High. Not tall. High. There's a world of difference :p

Continuing the Ho trivia, there's a place in this country called Westward Ho! - It's apparently the only place in the country with an exclamation mark in the place name...
 
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