Once I was really drunk in RL. It was late Saturday and just got into some CG system. There was someone shouting at system coms:
- "You will never call me fatty, you will never disrespect me!"
I thought to myself:
- "Oh! Cool. Another Commander is drinking and driving same time..."
[Never, ever do this in RL guys!!!!!!!]
Then I thought to myself:
- "Should be fun to wing up with another irresponsible guy..."
So..., this is where I made a fatal mistake I think, as I have shouted via the system coms:
- "Youre so fat, they had to custom made your cockpit for your ass to fit inside, my dear fatty!!".
Think it's worth to mention here, back then I just bought a still smeling leather new Clipper and outfitted it with a budget of around 7mils only... The "Fatty" was in FDL, and found me just few seconds after...
Yes. What was after went pretty fast. The "Fatty" took my shields down in few secs, while I was still figuring out how to slide my Clipper in the void properly (this beauty slides so freaking awesome after you're gettin used to this, I imagine true RL jets are doing same..., once youre get used to this..., back than I wasnt...).
Last think I remember (before packing my ass to escape pod) was the evil laugh I thought I hear in my head. Of a fatty that took down my new, shiny Clipper. On a Saturday night. While I was tryng to find a drinking companion
) How rude!!!!
)
...I trully love our universe because of events like this. The danger is everywhere around and I love it!!!
Fly dangerously Commanders!!
- "You will never call me fatty, you will never disrespect me!"
I thought to myself:
- "Oh! Cool. Another Commander is drinking and driving same time..."
[Never, ever do this in RL guys!!!!!!!]
Then I thought to myself:
- "Should be fun to wing up with another irresponsible guy..."
So..., this is where I made a fatal mistake I think, as I have shouted via the system coms:
- "Youre so fat, they had to custom made your cockpit for your ass to fit inside, my dear fatty!!".
Think it's worth to mention here, back then I just bought a still smeling leather new Clipper and outfitted it with a budget of around 7mils only... The "Fatty" was in FDL, and found me just few seconds after...
Yes. What was after went pretty fast. The "Fatty" took my shields down in few secs, while I was still figuring out how to slide my Clipper in the void properly (this beauty slides so freaking awesome after you're gettin used to this, I imagine true RL jets are doing same..., once youre get used to this..., back than I wasnt...).
Last think I remember (before packing my ass to escape pod) was the evil laugh I thought I hear in my head. Of a fatty that took down my new, shiny Clipper. On a Saturday night. While I was tryng to find a drinking companion
...I trully love our universe because of events like this. The danger is everywhere around and I love it!!!
Fly dangerously Commanders!!