Playing Elite May Have Saved My Life Tonight

I have been participating heavily in the recent station CGs and now Onion head. With all of the traffic in the mailslot, I got really used to sharing the crowded space with BIG ships like T-9s and Anacondas that can't really move out of the way. Smaller faster ships that would elbow their way in before me. And of course the occasional medium ship that would pretend like my ship was invisible as they entered on the wrong side of the slot. As a result, my muscle memory has been honed to brake/evade and let them pass, mostly because the alternatives usually involve speeding and/or costly repairs.

Well tonight I was on the freeway and there was a crazy semi-truck (basically an 80,000 lb train car with a giant truck on the front of it) that couldn't decide which lane he wanted to be in near a freeway off ramp. At the last moment he committed to exiting the freeway by swerving into the lane next to mine, after a few brief seconds he declared that my lane was empty and proceeded to attempt to occupy the same spacetime location as my mini cooper. To my right was a 3 ft wide shoulder and a solid concrete wall. Stuck between a hammer and an anvil with my option quickly diminishing, my mailslot training kicked right in, without thought or hesitation, I took exactly 0.3 seconds to make sure the lane behind me was clear and slammed on my brakes while blaring my horn to attempt to avoid the collision. The front end of my car only narrowly avoided being crushed under his rear tires, and though it seemed to take an eternity for his truck trailer to pass me, in reality the whole event took maybe 5 seconds from start to finish.

So I just wanted to say, thank you to Frontier for creating the Mail Slot docking mechanic, and of course for making this amazing game. Thank you to all the CMDRs who participate in CGs and keep that mail slot crowded 18 hours a day. Thank you to the Pirates who work tirelessly to keep my evasion reflexes snappy. And thank you to mini cooper for making break pads that work so well on a 11 year old car!!!
 
Glad you're alive CMDR. I hope you got his license plate. Someone who drives like that is inevitably going to kill someone at some point.
 
Glad you're still with us.

I'd like to think I was still alive because of Need for Speed... Had an Arctic (similar to your vehicle, but in the UK) pull to the left to turn right, but without engaging indicators. A quick right/left and I was clear, but could have been nasty...
 
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Don't worry, you are not really killed, just transported to the escape po...oh wait, don't think mini cooper has one...
Anyway, glad you made it.

Once drove out from a t-section/crossing?, turning left, did not see car, got hit on my left side directly on the door, car got thrown over to the opposite lane, heared horns, hunkered down waiting for the impact, and got hit from behind by another car. My car totalled. Walked out alive, knee's hurt a bit because they slammed together :).

Mechanic looked at car and said "I've seen people killed from less damage". Consider myself lucky to walk away from that one.
 
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Indeed, as others have said, we're glad you're fine. Our Galaxy would be a lesser place without you.


And as my parents have said many times: Never allow a truck to be next to you, either speed up or slow down and keep it in front or behind you.
Rep to the op and yes, this too. If I'm not in a rush I keep them in front of me- I'd hate for an Arctic to fail to see my emergency stop, the thought of being rear ended scares the heck out of me, especially with the kids in the back
 
Oh my... I sure hope you were wearing the brown pants. :eek:

And I hope the idiot driving the truck gets a really nasty boil on <censored>.
 
I'm glad that you feel ED honed your reflexes Ziljan. Standing on your brakes saved you from serious harm in a small car like that.
The Natoorat said:
And as my parents have said many times: Never allow a truck to be next to you, either speed up or slow down and keep it in front or behind you.
Sage advice. I drive more than 46,000 miles a year with work and agree that you should keep articulated lorries in front or behind you. The main road in my region is part of a euroroute so I see continental trucks as well as domestic trucks. They're used to driving on the other side of the road so their visibility isn't that good on that side.

My mum gave me a piece of driving advice that's stuck with me.
Zenith's Mum said:
Treat everyone on the road as if they're in idiot, INCLUDING YOURSELF! You have to do the thinking for everyone around you.
 
Living in Russia and driving on the roads here with all the crazies around, i think for me its the other way around. Life has trained me for flying in Elite :D

Does everyone really have a dashcam there? Do you have any interesting videos if you have one?

Edit: Nija'd by Kicks.
 
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I think you mean "artic", as in "articulated lorry". Not arctic, as in the area on and around the north pole. I guess colliding with either would be damaging, but only one would put you at risk of being mauled by a bear. Unless the lorry was transporting a bear, of course, but that seems unlikely. Not as unlikely as coming into close proximity with a giant ice shelf on the M1, but still not a common occurrence.

Right, carry on then.
 
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Ziljan, glad you're ok. I had a similar incident last night as well, but mine didn't have a happy ending. I was just trucking my anaconda in and out of the mail slot, hauling 450t of silver whilst waiting on horizons beta.
So I'm not really concentrating and, as I approach the gate I hear a small scrape from behind, can't really work out what it is so just carry on. No problem I thought, until just outside, and I get a 500cr fine for reckless flying.
What ? I never even saw him. And then.... wanted for murder , I must have scraped him into the side of the mail slot without even knowing he was there.
At this point I try and get away, but it's too late , 15m down and lost my cargo.
 
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100 Credits says that tractor trailer driver plays Elite when not on shift. And flies a Python, four pips to shields, Boosts through the mailslot everytime too!
Glad you are ok! Drive Safe, CMDR!
 
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