PVE?, PVP? no PMP : Pimp my Python

Comrade Napoleon

Comrade Napoleon
Having noticed the complete lack of any tasteful and meaningful threads, I decided to join the fray, you know if you cant beat 'em, join 'em :D
At the same time there is a lack of any Missions ATM, that off any substantive rewards, thus not piquing my interest at all.
Lackluster, ehh...
But I decided that if I could come up whit some also preposterous demands, cravings and wants, my precious time would not be wasted, hopefully only FD's developers trying to satiate my cravings, and me paying in cool cash. :D
What I need is:

1. An utter ridiculous, tasteless skin for my Python nr. 2.
2. Custem made interior with visible fake plastc(Please no stylish teak, no-no) an in akward colors, garish lightning, deplorable long fake furred seats , also in a pukeable color, and interior lightning like a brothel( just as garish anyway)
3. Custom made bubble head for dashboard, preferably decapitated politicians else famous nude models (Melania?) in tiny bikini's.
4. Custom made stylish/garish expensive expresso machine. (imahsion purpose)
5. huge subwoofer behind me (imahsion purpose)
6. Running led lights on hull, with possibility of changing colors and hooking up with my out of game Equalizer.
7. Spoiler (added pr. huge demands and requests)
8 Roof rack for show off surfboard.
I'm sure this is doable and I wonder why it has not been requested before. Anyway, someone has to take the lead, and if enough have the same stylih sentiments as me we could make it a petition :)

Cheers CMDR'S

Edit: I forgot:

9. Complete tasteless, semi rude bumper stickers.
 
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IndigoWyrd

IndigoWyrd
Hot pink zebra stripe skin, white pleather interior, faux fur dash, sh@g* carpet throughout, disco-ball bobble-head, and a nameplate that reads: "OBHAVE"

* That's what it's called, I can't help it. I also can't type it because, you know... Brits and their funny slang.
 
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Fishy

Fishy
If you get all that, I better get my surfboards and speakers tied to the sides of the Dropship and a keybind to fly with the doors open with grunts sitting with their legs hanging out.
 
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Comrade Napoleon said:
5. huge subwoofer behind me (imahsion purpose)
6. Running led lights on hull, with possibility of changing colors and hooking up with my out of game Equalizer.
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You forgot - a big, useless spoiler (because you're not actually going 220mph), a carbon-fiber hood to make the vehicle lighter, alloy wheels that are heavier than the hood that was replaced....

What else?
 

Comrade Napoleon

Comrade Napoleon
vindelanos said:
You forgot - a big, useless spoiler (because you're not actually going 220mph), a carbon-fiber hood to make the vehicle lighter, alloy wheels that are heavier than the hood that was replaced....

What else?
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Ah the spoiler , I forgot. :) The alloy wheels though.... On a space ship, how do I fit those :S
Cheers Cmdr's
 

Deleted member 115407

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Fishy said:
If you get all that, I better get my surfboards and speakers tied to the sides of the Dropship and a keybind to fly with the doors open with grunts sitting with their legs hanging out.
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We should have movie nights, where we pull up, stick a big clunky speaker in our window, and watch a movie that's projected onto an ice-body.
 

wenkman

wenkman
+1 for all of that, and add an "extreme hardpoint" where we can mount not guns but other ships up to the size of another python.

(limitation may be, that both pythons are fittet with the same paintjob. the hardpoint is multicrew AND wing compatible)
 

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Fishy said:
What SRVs need is counter-rotating wheel caps.
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Spinners, yeah. The ones that are so chrome that they actually look like silver plastic.

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wenkman said:
+1 for all of that, and add an "extreme hardpoint" where we can mount not guns but other ships up to the size of another python.

(limitation may be, that both pythons are fittet with the same paintjob. the hardpoint is multicrew AND wing compatible)
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That is the BEST idea yet :D
 

Siobhan

Siobhan
I kind of like the idea of having a pair of pythons as a spoiler on say, a diamondback.

Landing/docking could be interesting
 

Lanceor

Lanceor
Sponsor stickers. Lots of them. They make the ship go faster, hit harder and increases cool factor by at least 900%.

They also serve to advertise that we've installed the most expensive brands of each component into our ships, causing other pilots to crap themselves as soon as they see us.
 
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