Rallying call for the Neo-Marlinist Liquidation Assault & Announcing Kumo burger's new smoothies

[VR Jay Le Chardon]

Not a single power, civilisation or culture has NOT been targeted by the Neo-Marlinists, unless you count the blue haired bimbo's domain, Today's atrocities mark a watershed, I was consulting with a federal counterpart of mine as to what we should do AFTER the fires in the stations have gone out, and we have rescued the survivors of todays attacks, he had this to say:

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbdyJ_ybSI


And by jove, my learned fedneck friend has the right idea...

...I think the timing of today's attack could not be more poignant, just as the pirate lord Achron Delaine, the King of the Kumo Burger franchise attempts to enter legitimate interstellar democracy, a business opportunity for the King of Burgers has presented itself...

...8 systems, HIP 22550, Hyades Sector RO-P b6-6, LP 659-31, Hyades Sector LX-T c3-30, Hyades Sector SU-C a14-1, Hyades Sector RO-P b6-2, Hyades Sector VP-N b7-4 and Hyades Sector AB-M b8-2 nominated themselves to be harvested as per the ancient 21st century earth classic (b) sci-fi movie "Jupiter Ascending" for Kumo Burger's production plant. The thing is that that many burgers in that short a timescale, won't be good for business, to which I say, protein shakes and smoothies are big business...

Perhaps @Rubbernuke could knock up some "militant marlinist meatshake" menus, "vengefully 'viscerated vitadrink" advertorial artwork?

 

[Trollymctrollerson]

hmmmm.

 

[Rubbernuke]

If you are drinking meat, you are doing it wrong

 

[Viscera]

If you are drinking meat, you are doing it wrong

The educated reply.

Well strictly speaking, you "drink a toast".
Ergo if you can do it with burnt bread products, meat should also be a viable option.

 

[GroG79]

does a vacuum not preserve meat?

 

[Rubbernuke]

The educated reply.

Well strictly speaking, you "drink a toast".
Ergo if you can do it with burnt bread products, meat should also be a viable option.

You can spread meat via a nice pâté, but would it pass through a straw?

 

[Viscera]

You can spread meat via a nice pâté, but would it pass through a straw?

Its a trap!

I will not be tricked into making comment about meat and how easy it is to suck it.

 

[Bottom Hat]

Its a trap!

I will not be tricked into making comment about meat and how easy it is to suck it.

Suck, not blow. Methinks you need lessons in how to use a straw...

 

[Rat Catcher]

Its a trap!

I will not be tricked into making comment about meat and how easy it is to suck it.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Well this threads gone well

 

[Achtung-Goomba]

The educated reply.

Well strictly speaking, you "drink a toast".
Ergo if you can do it with burnt bread products, meat should also be a viable option.

As an aside, I’d love to know which earthly genius first looked at a piece of bread and thought ‘let’s cook it again’.

 

[[PS4] Lorenzo Waringos]

As an aside, I’d love to know which earthly genius first looked at a piece of bread and thought ‘let’s cook it again’.

Or indeed the first human that looked at a cow and thought, 'I'm gonna milk that thing'.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Or indeed the first human that looked at kale and thought, yum yum.

 

[[PS4] Lorenzo Waringos]

Or indeed the first human that looked at kale and thought, yum yum.

They were surely trying to rid themselves of a stomach ache and thought, 'yeah, that looks like it will make me sick'.

 

[Rubbernuke]

They were surely trying to rid themselves of a stomach ache and thought, 'yeah, that looks like it will make me sick'.

"If it works for cats, it'll work for me!" thought Mr Man.

 

[Achtung-Goomba]

Or indeed the first human that looked at kale and thought, yum yum.

Some men just want to watch the world burn...

 

[thelion]

The educated reply.

Well strictly speaking, you "drink a toast".
Ergo if you can do it with burnt bread products, meat should also be a viable option.

You don't drink toast you fool, you spread butter and jam on it, what what

Tatty bye

 

[Vardaugas]

You don't drink toast you fool, you spread butter and jam on it, what what

Tatty bye

Some people are inhaling pizza. Drinking toast doesn't sound too far off for these kind of people.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Some people are inhaling pizza

Is this some sort of mafia slang?

"I made Toni inhale a pizza....he ain't comin back"