General / Off-Topic Real life parallels

[Gitface]

Woke this morning, made the girlfriend a coffee (Shield Boost), to help her through her day. At least her chaff was working fine, I had to light a candle in the bathroom after she left. She'll see off any threats today, that's for sure.

We had 'serious conversation' about our relationship last night. I really want this 'wing' to last, but the runs to the mall, do nothing for our joint income, so I'm taking over the trade runs... Need to cover that insurance policy! We decided to make 'our goal' (mission) a move to a new system, as piracy was getting out of control. We're both tired of being Interdicted, even I nearly submitted to a mugging the other day.

feel free to continue...

 

[Gitface]

I thought about suggesting 'open play', just not sure she'd agree though... bit too risky huh?

 

[Frank]

I was wondering aimlessly around town when I discovered a new pub. Of course I wouldn't have truly discovered it until I get home and tell everyone about it.

 

[Ulysses_W]

I was wondering aimlessly around town when I discovered a new pub. Of course I wouldn't have truly discovered it until I get home and tell everyone about it.

Nice one.

 

[Ericlas]

I once went on a trip across Europe with my car, crossed alot of borders and unfortunatly went out of fuel somewhere in the middle of the night with no help in sight.
I had to kill myself.
Strangely I woke up back in the first car I ever bought with some change in my pocket :S

 

[ianw]

I sat in the supermarket car park and ordered some commodities online (beer mostly).

When they didn't appear instantly in my boot (trunk) I phoned the manager to complain only to be told I had to wait for them to be delivered to my house!

 

[Gitface]

stupid parking ticket, but I guess I should have just paid it within my 30 days, now i'm wanted!

 

[Ericlas]

stupid parking ticket, but I guess I should have just paid it within my 30 days, now i'm wanted!

nice! inspire me to:

I didn't park in time, cops turned up and killed me!

 

[Tall_Toot]

Watching one of the ladies at work park her Audi is like watching a Clipper land on an Outpost. Backwards. Even at 1 m/s..........

 

[Geers]

I tried to dock but I crashed and burned.


Too far?

 

[Komemiute]

Does the Anaconda fit in the slot?

 

[Alec Turner]

When I drive through tunnels (such as the one that goes under the Hatfield Galleria) I play a little game where I hold my breath. Misjudged it at the weekend and my car exploded!

 

[Ian Phillips]

Does the Anaconda fit in the slot?

Yes, but care has to be taken when the landing gear is fully extended.

The slightest touch has been known to cause an explosion.

 

[ianw]

I thought I'd try "Hyper-spacing" through a roundabout to avoid having to steer round it.

It didn't end well.

http://www.dudleynews.co.uk/resources/images/2550850.jpg?type=articleLandscape

 

[Geers]

Yes, but care has to be taken when the landing gear is fully extended.

The slightest touch has been known to cause an explosion.

The sad part is when you don't have enough credits for your insurance premium and you have to get a smaller ship.

Sure it's easier to get into the slot but it's just not as satisfying.

 

[Surfinjo]

I thought about suggesting 'open play', just not sure she'd agree though... bit too risky huh?

Oh yes.

Having suggested it, might be a good idea to be looking at quick pack bags.

 

[Jackie McMackie]

I was going to visit a far-off system today when I was interdicted on the way to an outpost, it was only a Type 6 so I submitted

I deactivated flight control and slammed the throttle in reverse, and opened fire

However, it turns out he was a clean trader and I incurred a massive bounty for "reversing at 70mph in front of a semi", whatever that's supposed to mean