C: "Captains Log # 101. We set sail 2 hours ago, now we are reaching the edge of inhabited space.
The nearest station is hundreds of lightyears away and I enjoy the silence of the void.
I'm proud of my latest acquisition, a fighter bay with 2 shiny fighters, waiting for their first deployment.
Well we also picked up three..."
*Heavy Metal music echoing through the ships walls*
C:"Ahem, we also picked up three pilots, erm...unique characters each of his own..."
*Metal music suddenly stops, 3 voices audibly arguing*
C:"Well where was I? Ah yes, very interesting personalities that, I'm sure, will grow togeth..."
*Rumbling noise, muffled slapping sounds, Metal music continues*
C:"Oh boy, that may take a little longer than expe..."
*Ship voice: ALERT! Interdiction detected! Throttle zero! Submitting now! Ship drops from transit, Interdicting Elite-Anaconda opens fire*
C:"Damnit!! All hands to battlestations! Deploy hardpoints and the fighter! We are under attack!
*Ship voice: Deploying weapons*
C:"There you got it you piece of..."
*Pilot 1, Pilot 2, Pilot 3 gather around the captains chair*
P1 (sucking on a lollipop), P2 (combing his hair back), P3 (polishing her nails) in chorus: " 'sup Cap?"
*awkward silence, Captain looking terrified*
C:"What on earth? What are you doing here??? Why aren't you out there defending my precious???"
*P1, 2 and 3 looking at each other, looking back at the captain, simultaniously asking: "Who? Me?"
C:"Aaargh I don't care! Get out there ASAP!"
*Ship voice: Warning hull critical. Pilots looking interested, P1 moves like he was flying, P2 painfully grimacing as a rocket hits the ship*
C:"Goddamnit what are you waiting for? YOU GET A SHARE OF THAT BOUNTY! YOUR VERY OWN LIFES ARE IN DANGER! WHAAAAT???"
*Pilots looking seemingly bored at a display next to the chair*
P1: "Nah, not my shift." (twirling her lollipop)
P2: "Mine neither!" (reaching back for his comb)
P3: "Ha! Don't look at me! I have my day off. It's beautyyyyy day
" (proudly holding her finger nails right in front of everybody to see)
*Terror raising in the captain, blood rushing from his head*
C: *Crap I forgot to set them active* "Please, just forget the shift-plan! Someone please get in the frickin fighter! Save us for heavens sake!!"
*P1, 2 and 3 again exchange some looks, grin, raising their hands to play rock-paper-scissors*
C: *sighs* "Oh good lord...."
*BOOOOOOM*
[noob]:O[sad]
The nearest station is hundreds of lightyears away and I enjoy the silence of the void.
I'm proud of my latest acquisition, a fighter bay with 2 shiny fighters, waiting for their first deployment.
Well we also picked up three..."
*Heavy Metal music echoing through the ships walls*
C:"Ahem, we also picked up three pilots, erm...unique characters each of his own..."
*Metal music suddenly stops, 3 voices audibly arguing*
C:"Well where was I? Ah yes, very interesting personalities that, I'm sure, will grow togeth..."
*Rumbling noise, muffled slapping sounds, Metal music continues*
C:"Oh boy, that may take a little longer than expe..."
*Ship voice: ALERT! Interdiction detected! Throttle zero! Submitting now! Ship drops from transit, Interdicting Elite-Anaconda opens fire*
C:"Damnit!! All hands to battlestations! Deploy hardpoints and the fighter! We are under attack!
*Ship voice: Deploying weapons*
C:"There you got it you piece of..."
*Pilot 1, Pilot 2, Pilot 3 gather around the captains chair*
P1 (sucking on a lollipop), P2 (combing his hair back), P3 (polishing her nails) in chorus: " 'sup Cap?"
*awkward silence, Captain looking terrified*
C:"What on earth? What are you doing here??? Why aren't you out there defending my precious???"
*P1, 2 and 3 looking at each other, looking back at the captain, simultaniously asking: "Who? Me?"
C:"Aaargh I don't care! Get out there ASAP!"
*Ship voice: Warning hull critical. Pilots looking interested, P1 moves like he was flying, P2 painfully grimacing as a rocket hits the ship*
C:"Goddamnit what are you waiting for? YOU GET A SHARE OF THAT BOUNTY! YOUR VERY OWN LIFES ARE IN DANGER! WHAAAAT???"
*Pilots looking seemingly bored at a display next to the chair*
P1: "Nah, not my shift." (twirling her lollipop)
P2: "Mine neither!" (reaching back for his comb)
P3: "Ha! Don't look at me! I have my day off. It's beautyyyyy day
" (proudly holding her finger nails right in front of everybody to see)*Terror raising in the captain, blood rushing from his head*
C: *Crap I forgot to set them active* "Please, just forget the shift-plan! Someone please get in the frickin fighter! Save us for heavens sake!!"
*P1, 2 and 3 again exchange some looks, grin, raising their hands to play rock-paper-scissors*
C: *sighs* "Oh good lord...."
*BOOOOOOM*
[noob]:O[sad]
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