Recruiting! - Volunteers for Kappa Fornacis Farmers Union

radenb

R
Let's get some more pilots out here in Kappa Fornacis to help fight against the oppression!

Come on out to Kappa Fornacis and join the Farmer Union's fight! Hope to see some more green ships flying around out here!
 

Raf von Thorn

Raf von Thorn
Seriously? Its a game for daring space pilots, feasting on peoples dreams of glory and victory, and you are recruiting for the peasants faction? LOL. ;).

Just kidding :). Give us some more details, i couldnt keep up with the news lately. Who are you fighting against? Is that the onionhead Federation blockade?
 

Atomheart

A
The Farmers Union is a dictatorship. It keeps the people oppressed through the use of narcotics, they're so high they don't even know they're oppressed, and their pilots are so spaced out they can barely fly straight. It's no more than a hippy commune. Fight with the Federation and knock their heads out of the clouds.
 

Crabwich

C
The Feds just haven't been able to successfully tax the onionhead, otherwise they would be fine with it. I'm not sure that I would join the fight for a drug cartel Farmer's Union.
 

CmdrPSB

CmdrPSB
Crabwich said:
The Feds just haven't been able to successfully tax the onionhead, otherwise they would be fine with it. I'm not sure that I would join the fight for a drug cartel Farmer's Union.
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I'm friendly with the Federation and Allied with the Farmer's Union, can't we all just be friends, as long as we don't tell each other about the massive amounts of onionhead shipped to Lave.
 

radenb

R
CmdrPSB said:
I'm friendly with the Federation and Allied with the Farmer's Union, can't we all just be friends, as long as we don't tell each other about the massive amounts of onionhead shipped to Lave.
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The time for diplomacy has failed. We will show the Federation, no longer shall we fear their constant threats of force. It is the time for us to rain down our weapons upon their Capital Ships, and destroy those who would enforce the Federations oppression.
 

CmdrPSB

CmdrPSB
radenb said:
The time for diplomacy has failed. We will show the Federation, no longer shall we fear their constant threats of force. It is the time for us to rain down our weapons upon their Capital Ships, and destroy those who would enforce the Federations oppression.
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Good luck with that, I'll cheer you on as I sneak past the battle with another 17 tons of onionhead :D
 
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