Repetitive NPC chat during combat

The NPCs all seem to have the same limited vocabulary from "I can't believe this is happening", to "I'm going to boil you up".

I could easily sit down and write a couple of hundred comments that NPCs could make which would be far more interesting than seeing the same sentences over and over. I'll do it for free. And keep the comments clean. Can I do this for you FD?
 
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"Eat hot sidewinder lasers, you pesky, innocent, yet curiously well armed vulture pilot! I'll toast you in a.....hey....what are you doing.....where did my sheilds go.....this isn't supposed to happen.....I suddenly regret my life-decisions......Arrrrgggghhh"
 
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Unshielded Sidewinder pirate: "Give all the cargo you do not carry to me, you cargo-less Vulture heavy fighter"
 
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This is a quote NPCs could use:

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"We never, ever do nothin nice and easy, We always do it nice and rough, Drop some of your $cargoscanresults$, or you'll see how nice and rough"

"Gimme, gimme, gimme"

"oh oh"

"Oh no!"

"Oh yes!"

"Nice to meet you, Commander"

"Excuse me Commander, but could you spare some fuel please?"

"I'm an honest pirate!"

"For the Empire! Or wait, where are we?"

"Thanks for the cooperation, you are cleared to drop all your cargo in 10, 9, 8, ..."

"Have you seen a Sidewinder, grey with a red stripe around?"

"Sorry for pulling you out, but may I ask you some Questions about your thoughts on traffic management in this system?"

"Sorry for pulling you out, but when we saw that bounty on your head, my friends ordered me to do so."

"Hello Commander, have you ever been to SOL? Is it worth the trip?"

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My classic :

NPC : "This isn't worth dying for!"
Me : "So why the heck are you doing it ??!" ;)

I just realized he's probably trying to tell me that it's not worth my life. I always took it the other way because they usually say it when I'm beating in their faces. But then they don't try to warp out.

How about "That was so poor, your aim was off by at least ten degrees." :giggles madly to himself:
 
“You fight like a cow.”

“That’s the second biggest Laser I’ve ever seen."

"I am [insert name here], mighty pirate."

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"Time to take out the trash."

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."



 
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