Rude Humans

Svenghali

Svenghali
It is a good thing that galaxy is not teaming with intelligent life. Why?

What kind of first impression would humans be making??

First they just pop into a new system. Then they lay on their loud honking horn for like 10 seconds, apparently just to be rowdy. After that they scarf up some of the star without even asking. This is sometimes followed by the humans flying to certain attractive planets where they just sit there and stare like a peeping Tom before moving on to the next juicy planet!

Sssheeessh! ;)
 

Zieman

Zieman
Svenghali said:
It is a good thing that galaxy is not teaming with intelligent life. Why?

What kind of first impression would humans be making??

First they just pop into a new system. Then they lay on their loud honking horn for like 10 seconds, apparently just to be rowdy. After that they scarf up some of the star without even asking. This is sometimes followed by the humans flying to certain attractive planets where they just sit there and stare like a peeping Tom before moving on to the next juicy planet!

Sssheeessh! ;)
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Smaugarian Peeping Tom?
 

Traveller_GG

Traveller_GG
Typical Friday night then:

Turn up unannounced
Drink 'til you can't drink any more
Eye up the good looking talent
Honk all over the place


and if that wasn't all:

Pick a fight with innocent passers-by just having a gas, and head butt 'em in the ring.
 

Whiterose

Whiterose
Just in case Universal Farty Gwafix mess things up, I carry a mining laser. Every planet I scan I etch "Whiterose woz ear" using the laser. Also with a date and time stamp. Nobody has written a letter complaining so I will carry on with my Physical Graffiti.
It doesnt work on stars though, or gas giants, or water worlds, and I accidentally blew up a few methane worlds, but hey ho, accidents happen.
 
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