Salami's Requiem..................really!

Commanders,

It is with great sadness that I announce from henceforth, 'Mad Ronnie's Fine Wines & Nibbles of Cernobog' (Kirkwood Vision branch) will no longer be selling salami. This is due to an unforunate accident involving anti-grav boots, a domesticated porcupine and the slicing machine. Mad Ronnie is on his way to recovery, but will no longer be singing bass in the Cernobog Choral Society; the bass's loss is the altos' gain, however.

We do still have vast quantities of ripe and pungent cheese, which we will be relentlessly flogging via Galnet and every other available outlet. Please note, hard currency only; half-baked novellas are not accepted as payment.
 
Commanders,

It is with great sadness that I announce from henceforth, 'Mad Ronnie's Fine Wines & Nibbles of Cernobog' (Kirkwood Vision branch) will no longer be selling salami. This is due to an unforunate accident involving anti-grav boots, a domesticated porcupine and the slicing machine. Mad Ronnie is on his way to recovery, but will no longer be singing bass in the Cernobog Choral Society; the bass's loss is the altos' gain, however.

We do still have vast quantities of ripe and pungent cheese, which we will be relentlessly flogging via Galnet and every other available outlet. Please note, hard currency only; half-baked novellas are not accepted as payment.

On my way! Been out in the black for 7 months and the smell just might break the space madness.
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This reminds me of "Bacon Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" served at Vonarburg that put my whole crew (of two) in the infirmary for a week.

Musical Cuisine. Never trust it.
 
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