Salome is not dead. Bring me the head of Salome.

It's too easy. Drew says "Salome is dead." But what was Salome ever but an alter-ego, a nom-de-guerre? Perhaps Salome is dead, I have a feeling the person who was Salome may live on . . .

When was the last time you actually "died" in Elite: Dangerous? According to in-game lore, when you hear the ship's AI screaming "Eject! Eject! Eject!" the next thing that is supposed to happen is: the CMDR's escape-pod is instantly ejected with the defeated CMDR sealed inside, in hibernation, to drift in space until either the escape-pod is salvaged and sold into slavery (where a lot of slaves apparently come from) or, the power source runs out and the CMDR dies alone and unknown drifting between the stars OR, like our escape-pods it is "rescued" (salvaged) for the reward placed on it by your lawyer and returned to its most recent port of call where it is opened and we are allowed to continue playing the game.

Heck, one of my ships "died" last night, to the tune of over 7 million credits and yet here I am, very much "alive", new ship paid for and two more CMDRs with a wide, yellow stripes down their backs added to my "Naughty:KOS" list.

In fact, one of the little contradictions that has always bugged me about ED is that the game tells me "You have been killed by CMDR X" after my ship is destroyed even though the in-game lore and the actual game mechanic contradicts this.

After a ship is blown up it should more properly say:

"Your ship Wound Too Tight was destroyed by CMDR X".

But anyhow, I digress: I have not seen any Corpus Dilicti (no dead body!) that would tend to confirm the death of Salome. :x Until I see Salome's corpse or someone can bring me the head of Salome to see for myself, I do not accept reports of her death.

And since it would make no sense to have a CMDR destroy her ship just to have her sold into slavery or to die a cold and lonely escape-pod death in space, I will go with option #3: Rescued. o7
 
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I'd say don't bother with the lore. FD tries to come up with a realistic and "immersive" explanation for the gamey stuff, but it's unnecessary and it creates even more contradictions.
I mean, look at the "holo-me" stuff...
 
I'd say don't bother with the lore. FD tries to come up with a realistic and "immersive" explanation for the gamey stuff, but it's unnecessary and it creates even more contradictions.
I mean, look at the "holo-me" stuff...

Sure but it makes a good "out" for DW if he really, really doesn't want to kill off the character Salome. o7
 
Bet she eject and is a slave now. ;)

Could be part of it: Salome's escape-pod ejected only to be salvaged and Salome sold into slavery without anyone knowing who she is, perhaps burned and/or scarred, anonymous, spending months or years in slavery, biding her time . . . a martyr for her followers . . .

Way to go Drew. We write the stories in-game & in-forum, he types them up, sells them and collects checks . . . o7
 
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To be honest the video proof showing the attack is pretty conclusive. Lets see what galnet says this next week about the pre-planned puppet show people were all led down over the weekend.
 

Jon474

Banned
Let's be honest, she was a pain to be around and, I'm told, never took out the rubbish...even on Bin Men Day. The struggle against the Empire will proceed quite nicely without her.

Jon
Type-6E
 
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Let's be honest, she was a pain to be around and, I'm told, never took out the rubbish...even on Bin Men Day. The struggle against the Empire will proceed quite nicely without her.

Jon
Type-6E

Gawd! She was that bad? She deserved to die then... if die she did?

One thing I did wonder about all this was that seeing she had a 5MCr bounty, and the others 2MCr each...
And seeing that any starport would revoke your breathing licence for a 200Cr bounty, then how did she plan to dock anyway? How did the others manage?
Wouldn't Brett Station at Tionisla just scrapped the ship from under her?

Anyway she never got that far... so if she ejected? Wouldn't she have been arrested when her pod landed? She's probably in the C34th version of Gitmo by now, being waterboarded by Aisling.
 

Jon474

Banned
She deserved to die then... if die she did?

Yeah, not saying she "deserved" to die. It's a shame, and all that, but in three weeks time we will have put away the grief-filled tear-buckets and begun to tell the stories of how, "Actually, she really got on my nerves"...and never bought a round on a night out.

The Galaxy goes on...

Flying carefully
Jon
Type-6E
 
Gawd! She was that bad? She deserved to die then... if die she did?

One thing I did wonder about all this was that seeing she had a 5MCr bounty, and the others 2MCr each...
And seeing that any starport would revoke your breathing licence for a 200Cr bounty, then how did she plan to dock anyway? How did the others manage?
Wouldn't Brett Station at Tionisla just scrapped the ship from under her?

Anyway she never got that far... so if she ejected? Wouldn't she have been arrested when her pod landed? She's probably in the C34th version of Gitmo by now, being waterboarded by Aisling.

She wasn't in the ship... 'Holo me' :)

Was all a plot to expose her enimies
 
I hid the Salami in Ethgreze <secret>

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It's too easy.

When was the last time you actually "died" in Elite: Dangerous? According to in-game lore, when you hear the ship's AI screaming "Eject! Eject! Eject!" the next thing that is supposed to happen is: the CMDR's escape-pod is instantly ejected with the defeated CMDR sealed inside, in hibernation, to drift in space until either the escape-pod is salvaged and sold into slavery (where a lot of slaves apparently come from) or, the power source runs out and the CMDR dies alone and unknown drifting between the stars OR, like our escape-pods it is "rescued" (salvaged) for the reward placed on it by your lawyer and returned to its most recent port of call where it is opened and we are allowed to continue playing the game.

Heck, one of my ships "died" last night, to the tune of over 7 million credits and yet here I am, very much "alive", new ship paid for and two more CMDRs with a wide, yellow stripes down their backs added to my "Naughty:KOS" list.

In fact, one of the little contradictions that has always bugged me about ED is that the game tells me "You have been killed by CMDR X" after my ship is destroyed even though the in-game lore and the actual game mechanic contradicts this.

After a ship is blown up it should more properly say:

"Your ship Wound Too Tight was destroyed by CMDR X".

But anyhow, I digress: I have not seen any Corpus Dilicti (no dead body!) that would tend to confirm the death of Salome. :x Until I see Salome's corpse or someone can bring me the head of Salome to see for myself, I do not accept reports of her death.

And since it would make no sense to have a CMDR destroy her ship just to have her sold into slavery or to die a cold and lonely escape-pod death in space, I will go with option #3: Rescued. o7

I cut her head off and it's in my AspX's hold.
 
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Did you know a Diamondback explorer runs really really cold? And there's still plenty of room for a long range telepre....


Ouw!

What?!

I didn't tell them where you are did I?


What do you mean you don't want Drew to find out you're not dead?

Hey!

That was my dri...


You're so gonna clean that up!
 
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