General / Off-Topic Scammers - Oh, I Can't WAIT For The Next Call - I Feel Sooooo Evil :)

Just got a call (spoofed caller-ID, of course) with some guy claiming to be from AOL technical support. He was called to advise the security service on my computer had been turned off and he wanted to turn it back on. Now, the odd part is that he called about one of my four AOL accounts that I don't normally use and said "I even have the passcode (not password) of {ran off a string of digits}. Well, the e-mail address he gave was legit but not the password (I'd NEVER use a string of digits - that's something an idiot would put on their luggage, right????).

Since I already knew the call was a phishing attempt based on the bogus caller ID I decided to troll him for a bit.

I asked again who he worked for. He said AOL. I asked him "What does 'AOL' stand for?" He had to think about it for a minute. Figuring I didn't understand the letters he started giving me the letters in phonics (Apple, Operations, Limited) - he really had to stop and guess at 1) what words start with each letter and 2) make it sound like an actual business.

I had to keep from laughing too hard but I pressed him again "What do the letters stand for?" and he repeated it as if I was dense as a rock.

I told him I didn't trust him being from AOL. I asked him if he wanted to know why. He said yes. I told him it was because of the bogus caller-ID. He said he wasn't sure if that was a technical glitch or not. I told him no legitimate company will spoof caller-ID. Why should I trust you.

He pressed, "Just go to this website and I will prove it to you. And here is an 800 number you can call (and gave me an 877 number that I found out later on my cell phone is bogus)."

I asked him who he thought he was calling. He rattled off the screen name. I corrected him:
"WHAT....is....the...name...of...the...person...you...are...calling?"

He provided a name (which I won't reveal here) which was associated with the screen name used (not my name, though). I decided to throw him off the scent. "Oh, no wonder I don't get it." I said, pretending to finally understanding the confusion, "You've called the wrong number. There's no one here by that name and I don't have an AOL account."

I can't believe it but he actually tried to argue with me on that point as if I was wrong. Now he's going to be confused as hell.

I went out to Office Depot today to get ink for the printer. In the check-out I saw a small air horn for just $11. I got it.

Now I can't wait for the next scammer to call. I'm so evil sometimes. :D
 
I love doing this
Did one once where the person said I had been in a car accident recently... cue evil face

And so I put on a ridiculously fake German accent, proceeded to relate how I had lost my wife in said accident and how tragic it was, but not as tragic as the fact I had to find transportation for my nuclear device in the back of the truck that I had been driving

Around there I think they hung up
 
There are few fun channels on YouTube where guys rat their networks, and put down scam call centres. One guy is trying to get investigation going, from info he extracted from their data :) I can find links once I'm at home, it's pretty satisfying to watch.
 
There are few fun channels on YouTube where guys rat their networks, and put down scam call centres. One guy is trying to get investigation going, from info he extracted from their data :) I can find links once I'm at home, it's pretty satisfying to watch.

Yes, check out DeeVeeAar's channel. He really knows how to sabotage and irritate these scammers.
 
There are few fun channels on YouTube where guys rat their networks, and put down scam call centres. One guy is trying to get investigation going, from info he extracted from their data :) I can find links once I'm at home, it's pretty satisfying to watch.

Oh, I love those. Especially the guys from "Windows Technical Support".
 
I always get these on my mobile asking to speak to "Mr some weird name, not mine" so I always say - "I'll just go get him for you" - and leave the phone on the table - it is surprising how long these clods actually stay on the line sometimes. :D
 
This guy is my favorite. Works with finesse and slightly more knowledge than many other people, who just rat scammer computers and delete sys32 folders(which is great too). He managed to get into few scam organization networks, and spent long time gathering data and disrupting their work. I believe he is trying to let investigation rolling, unfortunately evidence gathered by him cannot be used by law enforcement since he isn't acting in a 100% legal way too ;)
[video=youtube_share;Oot9FCuUOSo]https://youtu.be/Oot9FCuUOSo[/video]
[video=youtube_share;hRLoGSmuWXs]https://youtu.be/hRLoGSmuWXs[/video]
 
This guy is my favorite. Works with finesse and slightly more knowledge than many other people, who just rat scammer computers and delete sys32 folders(which is great too). He managed to get into few scam organization networks, and spent long time gathering data and disrupting their work. I believe he is trying to let investigation rolling, unfortunately evidence gathered by him cannot be used by law enforcement since he isn't acting in a 100% legal way too ;)

Even though none of his evidence could be used in court, most of these originate out of India, Romania and Russia so the odds of anyone going to jail over this stuff is Slim and None, and Slim left town.

Still, it's nice to see them get shut down like that. I like to visualize the veins in the forehead THROBBING as they realize they've had the tables turned on them.

I did get one recently from "Your car's warranty is about to expire" people. I usually get about 4 per week. I trolled him good. I told him I had a Ford Chevy, 2014 model, 20k miles on it, I live in Atlanta Georgia (not really) and my zip code was 99234 (not an Atlanta zip code).

"Hey, you qualify for warranty coverage. Let me connect you to the 'other guy' who'll take your full information and card number."

Told him don't bother, name I provided was false, no such thing as a Ford Chevy, no zip code starting with a 9 will be anywhere near the state of Georgia, then added "You been trolled." and hung up.
 
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Eh, life's too short to waste time with these guys. I just tell them I don't have whatever service they're claiming. Even if it's the phone and they're calling. What're they gonna do? Argue with me?
 
I just say: Hang on.
Then I leve the phone, until they give up.

If it's a female I've used the "way out in the country" accent when they ask for the person in charge of {fill in blank here}. "Why sure, ya'll just hang on a sec. {shouting away from the phone} Hey Edgar. EDGAR! Will you put that raccoon down, pull your pants up and come on over here. Girl on the phone for ya. Sounds kinda cute! {pause} Yeah, she sounds like she's still got all her teeth."

They usually hang up after that.
 

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Comedy gold right here...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HxhmKY15xKI
 
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A few days ago my mother received a call of this kind.

She said, "I'm sorry but I do not have the time."

And he replied, "Why ?"

Unbelievable !
 
When getting an obvious inbound scam call (based on the bogus caller ID) I'll sometimes answer:

"Thank you for calling the First Church of Satan. This is High Priest Zoltan. How can I assist you in giving your one and only immortal soul to our Dark Lord today?"

Actually got some girl that wanted to sell dental insurance and kept plugging away at it. "No, our Dark Lord sharpens his teeth on the bones of his victims." She eventually gave up.
 
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