Community Event / Creation Scumbag patreus and yo' mama

[Straylight0]

Yo'mama is so fat, she uses bug spray on Thargoid bites
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Yo'mama is so fat you count as one of her exploited systems

 

[Hell Razor5543]

Yo' Mama is so fat she mass locks EVERYTHING within 100LY!

Yo' Mama is so fat her vital statistics are measured in parsecs!