So some fun distraction while bored at work, or waiting for servers to come online.
Riddle Rules, no googling.
Bad space jokes... lol
Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.
Q: What’s a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder!
Q: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?
A: Because there was no atmosphere.
Riddles Edit: (added the remaining answers as something at work actually came up so... bleh)
1.
Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?
2.
From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place.
What am I?
3.
I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?
4.
At night they come without being fetched, and by day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?
5.
If you break me,
I do not stop working.
If you touch me,
I may be snared.
If you lose me,
Nothing will matter.
What am I?
6.
My life can be measured in hours;
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.
Wind is my foe.
What am I?
7.
To unravel me
You need a key.
No key that was made by locksmith's hand,
But a key that only I will understand.
What am I?
8.
I give you a group of three. One is sitting down and will never get up. The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry. The third goes away and never returns. What are they?
9.
Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling
In mystic force and magic spelling
Celestial sprites elucidate
All my own striving can't relate
10.
I have hands that wave at you,
Though I never say goodbye.
It's cool for you to be with me,
Especially when I say, "HI."
What am I?
Riddle Rules, no googling.
Bad space jokes... lol
Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.
Q: What’s a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder!
Q: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?
A: Because there was no atmosphere.
Riddles Edit: (added the remaining answers as something at work actually came up so... bleh)
1.
Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?
an eye
2.
From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place.
What am I?
The letter E
3.
I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?
Tomorrow
4.
At night they come without being fetched, and by day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?
Stars
5.
If you break me,
I do not stop working.
If you touch me,
I may be snared.
If you lose me,
Nothing will matter.
What am I?
Ones Heart
6.
My life can be measured in hours;
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.
Wind is my foe.
What am I?
A candle
7.
To unravel me
You need a key.
No key that was made by locksmith's hand,
But a key that only I will understand.
What am I?
a Cipher
8.
I give you a group of three. One is sitting down and will never get up. The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry. The third goes away and never returns. What are they?
A stove, fire, and smoke
9.
Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling
In mystic force and magic spelling
Celestial sprites elucidate
All my own striving can't relate
The number PI, the digits of which are illustrated by the length of each word in the riddle
10.
I have hands that wave at you,
Though I never say goodbye.
It's cool for you to be with me,
Especially when I say, "HI."
What am I?
A Fan
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