General / Off-Topic Servers are down. So, anyone got any jokes?

[Spiridon]

Schrödinger's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.

His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl"?

Schrödinger replies: "Yes".

 

[Tuub t Tute]

A Star Citizen walks into a bar

Then clips through the other side...

Baddum-tish

 

[Hatchepsut]

What do you get if you cross an Imperial Cutter with a Federal Corvette ??

 

[Zieman]

What do you get if you cross an Imperial Cutter with a Federal Corvette ??

Fedperial Cuttvette?