General / Off-Topic Shoving things in my Asp.

Adam Lusardi · Jul 20, 2015

Its such a shame you cannot still "promote threads" in rank!........we need more fun.

bendover · Jul 20, 2015

Well talking about the Asp,i worry when the thargoids enter our Galaxy will the be using there probes to explore my Asp

Sysmon · Jul 20, 2015

After fitting a few sidies in your asp, you should be able to expand to eagles and eventually haulers.

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Guywired · Jul 21, 2015

I bet my Asp would break if we tried fitting a hauler in it, let alone a hauler with a Sidewinder in it.

Senex VII · Jul 21, 2015

I can't get the fifth sidewinder in my Callipygian.
I suspect that's because the hull mass is 25 tonnes per sidewinder, but when kitted out (even D-rated) it's a little more.
And now I need to a good curry to dislodge them.

Guywired · Jul 21, 2015

Senex VII said:
I can't get the fifth sidewinder in my Callipygian.
I suspect that's because the hull mass is 25 tonnes per sidewinder, but when kitted out (even D-rated) it's a little more.
And now I need to a good curry to dislodge them.

http://i.imgur.com/v2DG4lr.jpg

The pro tip I keep hearing is "Prunes"

AluminumAlloy · Jul 21, 2015

I don't think fitting a Sidewinder in an Asp would be a problem:

Adept · Jul 21, 2015

GJ51 said:
You should probably ask a high ranking Federation officer.

Start with a Rear Admiral

Now we only need a mention of the poop deck.

Guywired · Jul 21, 2015

AluminumAlloy said:
I don't think fitting a Sidewinder in an Asp would be a problem:

http://vinnykumar.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/xlarge_carincar.jpg

See! With room to spare.

Exactly what I was looking to do.

Thanks!

Guywired · Jul 21, 2015

Zadkiel343 said:
You might want to check out the official ingame description of the Anaconda.

I finally just did this..

The Anaconda is the pride of Faulcon deLacy's ship yards. The design was first manufactured in 2856 by RimLiner Galactic. After numerous mergers the template was eventually owned by Faulcon deLacy, who have made only minor changes to the classic design. The Anaconda is a versatile craft that can transport large cargos as well as pack a decent punch. Some smaller navies use the Anaconda in the light cruiser and frigate roles. The Anaconda can also be upgraded with a docking bay allowing small fighters up to Sidewinder size to be carried and launched.

I demand to know where I can purchase this upgrade.

De.
Mand.

Mysturji · Jul 24, 2015

Tarman said:
That depends entirely on the cargo bay architecture. You might be able to haul multiple Sideys in raw tonnage, but the Asp might not have the kit to put in a docking bay for a fully-assembled ship.

I think it would also depend on the size of your cargo hatch.

Mysturji · Jul 24, 2015

Guywired said:
I bet my Asp would break if we tried fitting a hauler in it, let alone a hauler with a Sidewinder in it.

That reminds me of a Mongolian Barbecue:

Stuff the hamster with the dormouse.
Stuff the rabbit with the hamster.
Stuff the chicken with the rabbit...
etc...
etc...
etc...
Stuff the ox with the horse.
Roast slowly over an open fire for three days.
Serve hot.

Guywired · Jul 27, 2015

Or a Tur-duck-in.