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CMDR Cosmic Spacehead

CMDR Cosmic Spacehead
Why!?

Why are all jeans skinny, super skinny, or "spray on"…?!

I'm not fat, in fact, I have chicken legs. But I can't get these things on! And if I somehow manage to squeeze my thighs in to them, I can't bend my legs. What's the trick to these? I don't get it. Do you just never sit down again?

What's worse, is I see everyone else wearing them. I mean, you look like a flamingo. Stop it, wear stuff that doesn't crush your testicles in to your butthole.
So people like me can buy normal jeans that don't require surgery to take on and off.

Rant over.

CMDR Cosmic Spacehead
 

Arry

Arry
Bite the bullet and admit; that just isn't your size any more.

they make a stretch denim; but that is for the ladies. So unless you are some kind of rock-n-roll star; dress for comfort.
 

Slange Lands

Slange Lands
OP,

Now you know what we women have been subjected to for millennia.

Just be glad you don't have to go searching for a bra......

LOL
 

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Hate jeans. Give me tracksuit bottoms any day, or if needing to look smart, very loose cargo trousers.
 

CMDR Cosmic Spacehead

CMDR Cosmic Spacehead
Arry said:
Bite the bullet and admit; that just isn't your size any more.

they make a stretch denim; but that is for the ladies. So unless you are some kind of rock-n-roll star; dress for comfort.
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Skinny was never my size. Lol
I've been a 32/32 for about 15 years now.
Slange Lands said:
OP,

Now you know what we women have been subjected to for millennia.

Just be glad you don't have to go searching for a bra......

LOL
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If there is ever a male equivalent to a bra, I'm not wearing it. Lol

Un1k0rn said:
Hate jeans. Give me tracksuit bottoms any day, or if needing to look smart, very loose cargo trousers.
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All the cargo trousers in my size were sold out...

Gun Star said:
Girls don't find guys that can fit into smaller jeans then them attractive.

They want guys that don't skip leg day.
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My girlfriend made me try on her jeans for a laugh once. They were easier to get on than some of the jeans I tried on today.
And it took both of us to get them on. Damn near had to cut them to get them off again!
 

Deleted member 115407

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Why are you having trouble finding regular/relaxed/loose fit jeans, OP?

Is it a European thing?

Europeans are weird - with all of their weird looking designer jeans, too. Embrace the normal, Europe.

And what's with those shirts?
 
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Jenner

I wish I was English like my hero Tj.
Jenner
There is a solution...
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Speedcuffs

Speedcuffs
CMDR_Cosmicspacehead said:
Why!?

Why are all jeans skinny, super skinny, or "spray on"…?!

I'm not fat, in fact, I have chicken legs. But I can't get these things on! And if I somehow manage to squeeze my thighs in to them, I can't bend my legs. What's the trick to these? I don't get it. Do you just never sit down again?

What's worse, is I see everyone else wearing them. I mean, you look like a flamingo. Stop it, wear stuff that doesn't crush your testicles in to your butthole.
So people like me can buy normal jeans that don't require surgery to take on and off.

Rant over.

CMDR Cosmic Spacehead
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Yes.
Stupid styles, stupid sizes.
 

lokvette

lokvette
I used to wear skinny jeans back when I was 13/14 some 35 years ago, its funny how fashion comes around, saying that skinny jeans I can handle, not that I wear them Im more of a 501 sort of guy, but I just want to walk up and slap all the 30+ year old's who were wearing skinny shorts with %&/¤¤=) turn ups, I mean take a look at yourself's...
 

Chris Simon

Chris Simon
lokvette said:
I used to wear skinny jeans back when I was 13/14 some 35 years ago, its funny how fashion comes around, saying that skinny jeans I can handle, not that I wear them Im more of a 501 sort of guy, but I just want to walk up and slap all the 30+ year old's who were wearing skinny shorts with %&/¤¤=) turn ups, I mean take a look at yourself's...
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I have no problems with skinny jeans on people with good figure. Unfortunately those are in the minority of the wearers... :/

I mean, A nice lean woman in skinny jeans and tank top? Hell yeah.
A 30 stone guy in skinny jeans and a dirty tee just deserves kicking.
 

Vasco Sapien

Vasco Sapien
Fashion is a mystery to me... Why would anyone want to be like everyone else?
As a certified misanthrope, i find myself free from the rigors of 'being trendy'....urgh.
 

Slange Lands

Slange Lands
Parmo said:
You have heard of manboobs haven't you?[big grin]
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Flash_Baggins

Flash_Baggins
Slange Lands said:
Yes Dear, I feel for booby men, they truly understand our pain


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sports bras
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wireless bras
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bralettes
longline bras
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Do I get my 2.5% off for being elite as well?
 
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