We're making a badass racetrack. It's still in construction, but parts of it are already great. If you were to decide to ride it now, just be careful not to kill yourself on the machinery. In case of death, your body will be disposed of discretely. In the meantime, do tell us if the banking of the curve works for you.
We really shouldn't let you ride around in here. But we're not going to prevent you from coming and do whatever you want for our benefit (we're taking notes) and mutual amusement. There are bikes in the unlocked locker right there. Also rockets. And rocket bikes. Helmets have been ordered!
Just mind the rubble, the jump with no landing and the giant pumas. Be assured the jump will eventually get a landing. The giant pumas are not part of the plan I don't know how they got here, don't worry we'll be taking care of them eventually. We advise you drive away or around them.
Thank you,
the Thinly Disguised Metaphorical Motocross Promoter LLC
