So, what factions have SUPER FINE representatives when you are allied with them?

[Bloodsign]

So today I'm doing some sneaky, sneaky (time-consuming) skulduggery and stuffs, so I thought I'd fire up a little fun thread to entertain me.

First, a bit of background. So, back in the day I had a (very small, very inactive) squadron, loosely Aisling aligned. We had one CMDR who I'm pretty sure died right after he joined, then there was the CMDR who was out in the black a bit too long. Our rookie was a bit freaked out, I think, by the dead guy and the dark guy, because he didn't stick around long. He's still in my friends list, but he never calls or writes... :/

Anyways our faction of choice was Prismatic Imperium. Lots of fine ladies in that organization as you work your way up the ranks. But then you hit allied status, and suddenly you're looking at this overweight middle-aged slob who looks like a drugged out rock star wannabe. (Hurl, barf, ralph, puke.)

So my exceedingly important question for all you CMDRs today is this:

TL;DR: Which factions have GORGEOUS babes/hunks as your point of contact once you have reached allied status with that faction?

Please, oh please, PICS, please! ;P

Remember, your contributions to this thread are for the good of all humanity!

o7

 

[Spaceman Si]

I think it was previously established that the answer is “none that we know of”

Where did she go?

 

[Zieman]

Which factions have GORGEOUS babes/hunks as your point of contact once you have reached allied status with that faction?

None. Every faction uses representatives that are more or less pleasing to the eye to lure you in. All their senior representatives look, well, senior.

 

[[PS4] Filthymick420]

Im not sure what ladies you've been seeing but all the people ive ever seen giving missions look like they dope sick or on meth. All skinny and gaunt. Fine ladies lmao

 

[Bloodsign]

I think it was previously established that the answer is “none that we know of”

Where did she go?

None. Every faction uses representatives that are more or less pleasing to the eye to lure you in. All their senior representatives look, well, senior.

Ah. So this is what the bitter taste of despair is like...

 

[Rubbernuke]

Remember its whats on the inside that counts.

 

[zimms]

Ah. So this is what the bitter taste of despair is like...

Or as they say in France, c'est la vie.

 

[Rick6549]

Not the namelss

 

[Bloodsign]

Remember its whats on the inside that counts.

Exactly! I'm asking what's on the inside of the organization, lol.

 

[pnellesen]

The one who runs the faction in charge of the current CG is... symmetrical. That's about the best I hope for, to be honest.

 

[WR3ND]

Bro, why so thirsty?

 

[Mohrgan]

None. Super Fine is a thing of the past, it seems.

 

[Hooplah]

If a player wants awesome looking girls in a game ED is should not be your first choice. There are many other games as well as options on the Internet to fulfill one's fantasy including some to meet in real life.

 

[nosleepdemon]

Didn't FDev make them -ugly on purpose? Not just the ladies, but the blokes as well. God knows why, but apparently nobody is pretty in 3300 or whatever AD, except Aisling.

Edit: hahaha, caress. Nice one. I wrote what Father Jack shouts when he isn't shouting "drink" or "girls".

 

[Rick6549]

If a player wants awesome looking girls in a game ED is should not be your first choice. There are many other games as well as options on the Internet to fulfill one's fantasy including some to meet in real life.

You realize this is a joke thread right ?

 

[Speedcuffs]

Crikey, I wonder what the Golconda 'people' are gonna look like.

 

[Retropolitan]

Crikey, I wonder what the Golconda 'people' are gonna look like.

 

[nosleepdemon]

Crikey, I wonder what the Golconda 'people' are gonna look like.

Probably slightly less ugly than the Engineers.

 

[Rick6549]

Probably slightly less ugly than the Engineers.

 

[Riverside]

I'm more interested in their clothes, and wondering when those will appear in the shop.