Community Event / Creation Something in the nothing

A Wee Bit Of Horizons (Planetary Madness)

Actually really enjoying Horizons just now. It was quite thrilling that first Engineer (The Dweller) and watching it roll like a fruit machine. I was genuinely excited. I gather it all becomes rather grim though as you progress.. yay :( I'm not worried truth be told as I feel really detached from the Elite community now. Everyone seems to know everything about everything and are multi-billionaires. I'm still quite poor and mostly clueless which is where most of the fun lies in my opinion. ANYWAY. Enough about me... here's a wee 10 minutes video of Teezo and I (me?) playing Horizons.... I wouldn't recommend watching it as it's a bit crap.

 
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Sort Of Co-Op Missions!

Hey there space chums! Long time no drunken posting. Shurrup :(

We've discovered, Elite in small doses, is as wonderful as it was when we first began in.... ehhhm... August 2014 ish? I know co-op missions aren't a thing technically but you apparently CAN sort of do it in that we were picking up the exact same missions during a play session recently. Missions are so much more fun and exciting when you can play with a special (very special) wee friend. LOVED IT! Ish...


The usual wee word of advice here space chums: dinnnae watch that garbage. It's stupid. Go watch Obsidian Ant or summat instead. He's luv-la.
 
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We're Advancing Ish

Hallo again Bacon Spacey! Surrealist intros are the trees knees... eh? Hahaha. Thanks. Anyway, here we are, still held hostage in Iraq and being made to play Elite: Dangerous for the cameras (our joy is real.. edited just now by captain baddie)

No butt! Seriously? Never been interested in trading or... "slow pong" as I call it until this latest Canonn community goal. It's all about the money for us still so we thought we'd grin and bear it which is definitely the expression you want to see your players using. It was.... not that bad.

Trading alone I imagine would be utter misery beyond imagination so I can't imagine it but having a slightly "high on meds" Teezo wingthing along for the ride... is misery I can imagine. I'll edit that sentence at some point and this one too although this is probably the edited versions you're reading in which case I suck balls. Education is for losers imo. Imo is a word. It's an intermediate emo I think. Anyway. Haha. Stalling you say? Not I, sir! Bah! Ok... here it is... the tasty treat you've been reading all the way down word for word for.


Don't watch it. Just look at the thumbnail and imagine how potentially entertaining it could have been. If that makes sense.
 
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