Something Terrible Happened Last Night

Ralph Vargr · Dec 11, 2020

I was being interdicted by a Master NPC Alliance Chieftain at the CG. (It's always Alliance World Of Tanks)

I made a truly horrible mistake.

I blew him up.

Next thing, there is this horrible message on the comms panel:

"The Pilots Federation Has Promoted You To Master"

It took six years to reach this level of infamy. Now, I'm really in trouble...

Rubbernuke · Dec 11, 2020

Why is it horrible? Frankly any action in ED is bad in some way.

Ralph Vargr · Dec 11, 2020

Rubbernuke said:
Why is it horrible? Frankly any action in ED is bad in some way.

Now, worse NPC's come after me. Can't go out the door without somebody with a red hat following me...

Rubbernuke · Dec 11, 2020

Ralph Vargr said:
Now, worse NPC's come after me. Can't go out the door without somebody with a red hat following me...

What colour hat do Elite rank pilots wear? Black?

Bottom Hat · Dec 11, 2020

Surely it's a red Fez hat?

Macros Black · Dec 11, 2020

Before you know it, you'll end up Elite...

Ralph Vargr · Dec 12, 2020

Macros Black said:
Before you know it, you'll end up Elite...

Noooooooooooo!

Ralph Vargr · Dec 12, 2020

Bottom Hat said:
Surely it's a red Fez hat?

Myth Adventures?

Achtung-Goomba · Dec 12, 2020

Ralph Vargr said:
Now, worse NPC's come after me. Can't go out the door without somebody with a red hat following me...

metatheurgist · Dec 12, 2020

Right On, Commander!

[PS4] Filthymick420 · Dec 12, 2020

Ralph Vargr said:
Now, worse NPC's come after me. Can't go out the door without somebody with a red hat following me...

In no time you'll be going out of your way to get more people come after you because no one's a challenge

The Roofus · Dec 12, 2020

Achtung-Goomba said:
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Everyone knows Billy Blue Hat was the true boss of the village with 3 corners...

Michael Whatever · Dec 12, 2020

Ralph Vargr said:
I was being interdicted by a Master NPC Alliance Chieftain at the CG. (It's always Alliance World Of Tanks)

I made a truly horrible mistake.

I blew him up.

Next thing, there is this horrible message on the comms panel:

"The Pilots Federation Has Promoted You To Master"

It took six years to reach this level of infamy. Now, I'm really in trouble...

You DO realise that his children will go hungry at night now?

I just hope your new decal makes up for this, you monster !