A little fun, let's modify some famous song lyrics to make them for ED.
I think everyone should get which song this is based off...
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a dogfight,
No escape with FSD.
Open your hardpoints,
Look into space and see,
I'm just a poor pilot, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little profit, little cargo,
Anyway the cosmic wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Mama, just killed a man,
Put a laser through his shield,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, my bounty has just gone up,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back at Lave tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
Too late, its 2am,
Sent shivers down my spine,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and get some sleep.
Mama, ooh (anyway the cosmic wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never bought the game at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a ship,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the PvP?
Missiles and lasers,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) CMDR Galileo.
(Galileo) CMDR Galileo,
CMDR Galileo Figaro
CMDR Magnifico.
I'm just a poor pilot, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor pilot from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Achenar! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Achenar! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Achenar! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Braben has a ship put aside for me, for me, for me.
So you think you can shoot me and steal my cargo?
So you think you can disable my thrusters and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta FSD right outta here.
(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.
Anyway the cosmic wind blows.
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Be sure to tune in later for other great classics such as:
Yves: What does the Griefer say? (pew-pew, pew-pew)
Manfred Mann: Blinded by the Laser.
Pink Floyd: The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd: Credits (Money remix)
Faith No More: I Started a Thread
Coolio: Trader's Paradise (Solo mode remix)
And many many more!
I think everyone should get which song this is based off...
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a dogfight,
No escape with FSD.
Open your hardpoints,
Look into space and see,
I'm just a poor pilot, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little profit, little cargo,
Anyway the cosmic wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Mama, just killed a man,
Put a laser through his shield,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, my bounty has just gone up,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back at Lave tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
Too late, its 2am,
Sent shivers down my spine,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and get some sleep.
Mama, ooh (anyway the cosmic wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never bought the game at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a ship,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the PvP?
Missiles and lasers,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) CMDR Galileo.
(Galileo) CMDR Galileo,
CMDR Galileo Figaro
CMDR Magnifico.
I'm just a poor pilot, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor pilot from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Achenar! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Achenar! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Achenar! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Braben has a ship put aside for me, for me, for me.
So you think you can shoot me and steal my cargo?
So you think you can disable my thrusters and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta FSD right outta here.
(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.
Anyway the cosmic wind blows.
----------------
Be sure to tune in later for other great classics such as:
Yves: What does the Griefer say? (pew-pew, pew-pew)
Manfred Mann: Blinded by the Laser.
Pink Floyd: The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd: Credits (Money remix)
Faith No More: I Started a Thread
Coolio: Trader's Paradise (Solo mode remix)
And many many more!
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