General / Off-Topic Songs of Star Citizen

[Asp Explorer]

Over the years, we've had some rather excellent lyrics covers of various songs with the delights of Star Citizen as the topic.

Whilst great fun, the main thread itself has not been the place to post them. Could this be it? Or is that too off-topic for off-topic?

Dlewth began a good one today that I feel deserves continuing by anyone willing to join in

Pledge your prayers, little whale.
Don't forget, my little fail.
To include everyone:
Tuck you in, it's not P2Win
Keep you free from UEC
'Till the sandman does a wee.

Pay with wallet open
Grip your Idris tight!

Exit devs
Enter pledge
Buy me a handbag
We're off to always-alpha land

 

[Necronaught]

Somethings wrong, my PC froze
Low frames every night
Chris and Sandi alight
with a nose full of white
Dreams are made, Dreams of liars
Dreams on the funeral pyres
Top lip Chris he bites
Chris' eyes wide open, staring
Coke blood shot capillaries tight

 

[Vasco Sapien]

Im going to do mine beatnik style.
I call this....'Star Cit blues'.

Pay2win ohhh pay toooo win.
*clash of a tambourine*
PAY2WIN.... you freaky....you deaky....Pay2Win.
Paying to winning.... You paying 2 winning?
We pay, They pay, I pay... we all pay...

PAYING!... *bongo beat*

...2 being winning. *clash of a tambourine*

Thank you.

 

[lysan]

Where is my hard earned money, HONEY
Didn't you promises me land of milk and honey, HONEY?
Only 2 more years left, you JEST!
Turn on your spaceship rockets, just to empty your POCKETS!
Land of make believe... only benefits the CIG Thieves