Throughout the pilots federation the news spread like wild-fire. After 5 years we would finally be allowed to walk again. I haven’t walked since I was certified as a pilot. I always thought the final part of the certification ceremony where they break your spine with a sledge hammer was a bit...excessive.
After stepping off my ship for the first time in years I saw something...horrible. I saw a pilot flossing. Horrified I shot him. The Station security saw me do it and said it was a lawful kill...before dabbing. I shot him too.
I walked into the bounty office hoping to forget what I had just seen, when I was greeted by an alarmingly attractive woman who sounded like Hulk Hogan, the old earth wrestler. She told me to press the “e” button. I pressed it...and I dabbed. Then I shot myself
After stepping off my ship for the first time in years I saw something...horrible. I saw a pilot flossing. Horrified I shot him. The Station security saw me do it and said it was a lawful kill...before dabbing. I shot him too.
I walked into the bounty office hoping to forget what I had just seen, when I was greeted by an alarmingly attractive woman who sounded like Hulk Hogan, the old earth wrestler. She told me to press the “e” button. I pressed it...and I dabbed. Then I shot myself
