Thanks for the votes to Simoof last week. His choice for this week was Betrayal
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Anyone caught voting for themselves shall find a dagger sticking out of their back
01 - Frank - The Sting in the Tale
Inside the boardroom of Beshyet Brothers Honey Inc. Adam opens a jar of Procyon Honey and offers it to his brother Bernard.
Bernard sniffs it with his expert nose "It certainly smells like our Popty Honey."
Adam stared accusingly at Bernard, "Taste it. It's exactly the same. Our competitor finds the secret to our honey and you've got a brand new Fer-de-Lance."
"I've got a new ship because I don't fritter away my money like you do. And it's obvious how they figured out which flowers we use. Our hive's aren't secret. They'd have just followed one of our bees."
02 - Listeri69 - stori am tatws a broga...boyo
'I'd like to complain about this ship I purchased' Psykokow spoke in an unusually welsh accent
'Well whats the matter with it?' Andy Phuckter looked up from his paperwork
'Well everything is written in welsh and the voice controls only respond to a swansea accent'
'you wanted something that went pew-pew-popty-ping, so I got you two church benches and had a microwave put in especially'
'It's getting so bad when my brother Simoof ordered lamb from the auto-canteen it asked him if it was for pleasure or food..I feel betrayed'
'your the one that said don't welsh on the details...'
03 - FelixBast - Shutting down
My body was betraying me.
The first thing to go was my bladder, the spreading dampness in my trousers was proof of that.
Next my breathing became laboured and my heart started to slow.
Suddenly my legs gave out and it was at this point the floor decided to join in the fun and gave my face a hard smack.
I tried calling out for help, but could only manage an incoherent gurgle.
Lying on the floor with my face aching and in a puddle of my own urine I thought to myself “Why did I go drinking with Cecil?”.
04 - Simoof - Dubble Ainel, Penny Trey, Sean and Pharteeb Utox
The commanders where livid.
He looked down at the gathering pathetic morsels; the meat he needed to vote him into power.
He smiled with pride. Who'd think a lowly Welsh pilot could rise to such power.
Leaving the balcony, he returned to the living room.
"So what do we have here?"
"It's a congratulation from your brother"
"Chocolates and a dataslate? Interesting."
He ate the chocolates deliberating over the dataslate. Eventually he succumbed.
His brothers face appeared, angry: "I guess you were right, they are stupid enough to believe your lies! Enjoy the chocolates you silly sausage!"
His throat tightened.
05 - The Lone Gunman - Agent Poo
"Betrayal!" Agent P shouted, indignation on his face, as all watched him in the air sealed glass container at the Thargoid bar.
Some regulars smirked, however Frank felt sorry at his friends predicament, "but the manys needs come first, the horrendous stink from the bars toilets last time AP visited was the final straw!"
Sven popped a bottle of Janx to celebrate, AP cursed at how they had induced him to enter "Irn Brew covered Pirate women inside" they said.
It was happening! POP! gas nuke and AP couldn't be seen, the smiles didn't last however as the glass cracked!
06 - Alien - Pokémoof Theme Song
I wanna write the craziest
Drabble there ever was
To pun them is funniest
To laugh at all my stuff
I will tease all of you
no split wil my sides
That Pokémoof unzips my flies
the laughter that's inside
Pokémoof, gotta shart them all
It's Kow and me
I know it's not funny
Pokémoof, oh, you're round the bend
The Drabble show won't end
Pokémoof, gotta shart them all
A pun so true
Our words will pun it's true
You tease me, and I tease you
Pokémoof, gotta shart them all
Gotta Shart 'em all
Gotta shart 'em all
07 - RoyalHankey - Search fo the pot of gold
The idiotic pirate Psykokow went to planet Lave.
He was sent there by simoof.
He followed his directions keep right, keep right.
Well it took him hours to figure out he was just circling Planet Lave.
He decided to land on the planet.
He landed on the planet.
Well if you can call it a landing.
Sweating, Sweating move a few inches and stop..
He got in his SRV to look for his pot of gold..
The X marked the spot.
He couldn't even follow simple instructions.
It took him hours before he realised he was on a bee trail.
08 - phong - It started with a kiss.
He lay there,eyes closed,face relaxed peaceful,calm and immobile.
<Re-animation sequence engaged>
There was always the slight chance that death would occur when transiting low passage,but by the 33rd century,the
technology of cryo-stasis had evolved to the point where the stats were freakishly small that you wouldn't arrive at your
destination in the same condition you left your last port of call.
<Re-animation complete>
Lifting the lid on the casket,she examined the recumbent form cocooned within.
The slow beat of a pulse in the hollow of the throat betrayed the fact he was
not dead,only resting.
09 - moose666 - Hoisted by your own EMPetard
Midshipman Stevens sighed. Technology, like a hungry doberman, had betrayed him.
"I told you not to touch it!"
"I didn't know it was that sensitive!" protested the cadet.
He sighed - "Well I'm sure we'll be rescued once the station commander realises a chunk of the habitation ring has no power."
The cadet examined the briefcase sized object. "What is this thing anyway?"
"A pinch."
"A what now?"
"A momentary electromagnet, it's the guts from the alignment unit of a railgun, but the coils are reversed."
"So what do you use it for?"
"Putting truth to rumours on imperial ship reliability!"
10 - insanephoton - Making Plans for Nigel
Nigel looks at me with barely disguised contempt. The young Imperial agent. thinks me a grubby mercenary, selling low grade Federation secrets for credits.
Nigel doesn't know who I work for .or what's really happening. We have plans for him. He's bright, well connected and on the fast track for promotion. Destined to be a high flyer in the Imperial Intelligence Service by all accounts. We'll help him reach his full potential. Unfortunately he has a dark secret and we know all about it. When the time is ripe we'll make him an offer. Betray the Empire or be disgraced.
11 - Entarius Fusion - The infamous E.N.T
Lasers Dissolved into the barrier of Remklep's shields making the once final white ring turn to a blood red, this wasn't turning out to be a good day. Fighting the hoards of infidels in Wolf 25 the pair had made quite a stir.
To his left ICENI was firing out wave after wave of missiles trying to disable the controlling factions ships but getting nowhere, and it wouldn't be long before they had to frameshift away.
As the last of ICENI's shields melted away he promptly exploded, laughing was heard over the comm,
"that's more credits for me" cackled Remklep.
12 - Goose4291 - Contract Complete
Through his canopy Davyd could make out the contractor, stood by the hangars airlock.
He made his way down the Cobra’s ramp to greet his employer.
“Did you retrieve the package?” his employer asked.
“Yes, I found one orbiting Merope itself.” Davyd replied. The contractor seemed unfazed and was working on a dataslate “It was weird, making different noises to the others.”
“Excellent.” The employer extended a handshake, which Davyd fatally accepted, collapsing to the deck.
The employer turned away unfazed and began spoke into a headset “INARA Command, this is TK421. Package secured.”
Everything faded to black for Davyd.
13 - Galactic Midden - Betrayal never comes from your enemies.
Eva's screams of panic made me turn away. Her reaction was quite understandable though as four imperial officers push her into a nearby enforcer. I looked back just as the titanium cage closed around her and thought, "I could've intervened".
The law was clear in the Empire, cheating on a senator, unlike cheating with a senator was behaviour swiftly punished with incarceration, and you were lucky to get a trial. I felt a twinge of shame, quickly suppressed. After all it wasn't me who'd cheated, but losing a wife wasn't easy. The lead officer approached "congratulations senator, enjoy your freedom"
14 - psykokow - Bert Ray'd All
Bert had a gun, he liked it very much.
He’d shoot it in the garden, and shoot it at the Dutch.
It had a big red trigger, and lights all up it side.
A gift from his friend Simoof, he wielded it with pride.
He brought it into teamspeak, his cobra docked up safe.
Skiprat showed his sausage, so he shot him in his face.
Alien objected, but shot is all she got,
Midden used his mod powers, and got a roasted bot
Listeri cried for his mom, but she was dating goose.
Bert had now ray’ed them all, !
