The adventurous life of a lousy cowboy

(Disclaimer: English is my 2nd language and my take on RP / character story telling is quite sarcastic and full of cliches. I don't know, I just like it this way this time. I hope you enjoy it, I do. ;-)

System: BD-13 2439
Station: Abbot Survey
Place: „Broken Motivator“

The bar with its ridiculous name was infamous for being such a boring place that its guests picked a fight regularly for no reason. This shouldn’t be any different today, Mike was foreboding. The bad mood was already cooking for while, about fifteen guys were hanging around, two, three younger ones and a few of older age, the air smelled of frustration, testosterone and old sweat. Women were avoiding this place most of the time like dirty men’s toilets, unless they were of the same kind themselves, looking for decent load of alcohol and some fun with fists and broken chairs. Of all the barkeeper offered was cheap industrial made whiskey and something that tasted like a melancholic memory of something that had been a good beer when you were younger but which actually was made of p* from space rats. The music that was playing had been pretty popular on Leesti once - when the first settlers gained ground there a thousand years ago.

Mike knew this place very well. When his lousy father still shuttled between this system and Orishpucho for years he always ended up drunken at this bar after a day full of work. Younger Mike had been laying already in one of those sleeping-coffins they offer here as accommodation, dreaming of adventures far far away or hoping to be back in Orishpucho soon, where his mom was always waiting for him and his father with good pizza and lemonade, resp. cold beer.

It was pure chance - or just destiny if you want - that older Mike just ended up being here after finishing the dirty job of removing someone ugly from the list of someone else. After such a job it felt right to be here, he thought tired, nipping on his beer can. The guy whose corpse now was orbiting the sun of Masans had been a threat to the local corporation, his marvelous „reputation“ included slave trading, killing, pirating and just being a colossal ole since the day he put his butt into a pilot’s seat. So no reason to feel bad at all, huh? Not so Mike, he was way to soft-hearted for this kind of business, he had to do it because that guy just had been a really colossal ole - and because of the money of course. The latter made him feel even badder about it … ( That’s what happens if you let your kid read comics like „Utopian Tales Of Captain Goody-Two-Shoes“ - or some crap like that. Mike really should have read „Captain Starbuster’s Adventures“ instead, especially the issue, where Starbuster blew up a whole planet after one of his mean arch enemies tried to hide between ugly socialist democrats who dared to think they could protect that bloody coward from an earnest imperial officer. Too bad for them, poor stupid do-gooders. )

Mike had his seventh tallboy already when someone decided that it was a good idea to accompany him. The thirty-something took the chair just in front of him, showing a somewhat nasty grin and strange gaze. Alright, Mike thought to himself, the evening was just about to get more fun.

„Hey.“ the man greeted. His teeth had seen better days, also his nose.
„Hey.“
„'That Viper on deck three yours?“
„The outpost hasn’t got a lot of decks, buddy, everyone here always knows which ship belongs to whom.“
„Oh, excuse me, master pilot! - I’m trying to start a nice conservation here. - No offense!“
Mike took a deep breath and forced himself to show a little smile. „Sorry. - Yes, I’m flying that Viper from deck three. You like it?“
„Oh, yeah. It’s an impressive piece of craftsmanship, no question. I like the finish you’ve got there. How’s it equipped?“
„With loads of good stuff - Are you trying to get me into a sales talk?“ Mike smirked.
„No, just asking. Grade A reactor? Or B?“
„B. With all the stuff I put into it’s … yes, it’s a bit overstrained already. Though it has fourteen point three megawatts of power. I’m thinking of replacing it with an grade A.“
„Jeeesh - what the hell did we got here? A deadly monstrosity? A killing machine?“
Mike bit his lips for a moment, a faint pain hit his heart. „Uhm … well, it’s some kind of jack of all trades, you know? I’m a freelancer most of the time, I need to be prepared. It’s more of a working horse, capable of doing more than one thing.“
„Yeah, freelancer - who isn’t one in these days, ey? Corporations suck.“
„Mh-mh.“

„But you’re a cowboy as well, aren’t ya? Because this place here is for cowboys. You know that?“
„Yep, heh … silly thing being a cowboy in space I believe.“
„Oh, cowboys are cool. Honorable. And tough! Like stone old pig leather or something.“
The nameless man showed a crooked smile.
„Perhaps they’re just a bunch of drunken oles with guns and an unhealthy attitude.“ Mike answered without any irony.
„Don’t be so bitter, comrade. Life’s to short for that. People like you help others. They keep the machine running, they go where nobody else goes. They’re relentlessly and unresting pursuing greater goals and …“

„Uh, come on! - You’re kidding me. Stop that trash!“
The unknown chuckled. „A little bit. But look, here we are. Having a beer and a nice little talk after a day full of hard work. I can tell ya about. Yeah …“
„What do you do for your living?“
„Besides ing people off you’d like to say? - Heh, never mind. I used to kick my dimwitted wife's butt and to bring shady fellows from A to B for a bad price - for them, not for me. But since my dear wife stole my ship and escaped to wherever she thought is a good place, I’m actually without work at the moment.“
Mike blinked. „Sorry to hear that, buddy.“
„No worries! I’ll find her. And then I’ll kill her. After I …“
„Yeah, alright. Got it. - You’re looking for help? Totally fine for me.“
„Nah, not so fast. I’ve got some bucks, I’m rich like some fatso. And this cowboy knows women. Let’s talk a bit more about the nice ship of yours … what I absolutely find shocking is its name - what kind of stupid ole names his own ship Ridonkolous Jack? I mean … really - what an unbelievable crappy name is this?“

Mike showed a subtle smile although he noticed, that the tone of this conversation was changing suddenly. „It gives me a few, precious seconds more if I get in serious trouble. - Really, it does.“
„Yeah? I’m impressed! That’s a truly ridonkolous idea … But you know, the point is, this name somehow reminds me of an good old friend of mine. “
Mike slowly breathed in before he answered: „Just by chance, mh? - What happened to your good friend then?“
„I shot him in his face! Ha!“ His counterpart started laughing out loudly but it sounded very dry and dopey as it always did.
„Yeah, yeah … fine … - smart ass! - Get some beer first!“
Mike cut the conversation short and splashed the rest of his beer into the face of the broadly grinning man. But this one knew the dance to well and hit him surprisingly fast right on the chin. Since this wasn’t the first fight either Mike was ever drawn into, he countered with a hefty punch in his opponents stomach while pushing all his weight forward.

After a few seconds nobody noticed the deeply desperate sigh of the barkeeper anymore. „Oh, please … what the hell is so wrong with you, guys?! What did life do to you so badly?! Damn you! All of you! You sons of …“

A half an hour later all what Mike felt was pain. The barkeeper had alerted the station’s police officers, who usually hadn’t been very eager to react fast, and closed the place yet another time, after the last guest was „guided“ to the door by those officers. They also knew their stuff all to well and took only one with them who was looking pretty bad.

Mike was sitting on the ground with his back leaned at the wall, cursing himself. But somehow, somewhere between all the pain he felt some kind of inner relief. For a little moment he forgot the guy he just killed a few hours ago, forgot that some ugly day he will be out there himself, floating endlessly through the space, another dead body with a very questionable past. Just like his father told him. Should he had stayed in Orishpucho instead, stepping in his father’s shoes a millennium ago? At that time he didn’t thought so. He was all about becoming an honorable officer in the great federations’s fleet. (Yes. Of course. What do you think? Did I mention those great comics he read as a kid already?) - But he failed miserably. End of story.

„Good fight, man.“ he heard the voice coming from the one who started all the mess. „Really … good fight. You know - you were right. I’m actually looking for some tough guy who could help me out. And it will pay off for you …“

Mike closed his eyes. „Yeah, I guess so.“


… to be continued
 
[ a tad more serious and edited now ]

Present, somewhere in space

“I can’t breath, I can’t breath, I can’t …“ Mike gasped.
Tumbling stars, circling uncontrolled around his head, endless darkness between them. Fast moving debris all around. Way to fast, it all happened way to fast. Burning heat, biting coldness, switching like being two sides of the same. The distant, whispering voice of a computer, saying: „Oxygen at eighty-nine percent. Energy at ninety-five percent.
„I can’t … breath. Please … help …“
Detecting abnormal pulse and breathing speeds, caused by high stress level. Suggestion: enrich breathing air with tranquilizers.
„I’m gonna die! I’m gonna die! - HELP! PLEASE! SOMEBODY! - ANYBODY! … I don’t wanna die. Not yet! NOT YET!“
Pilot is not responding properly. Initiating emergency protocol, injecting tranquilizers into air.
„My ship … my damn ship …“ Mike tried to grab some of the debris, moving his four limbs erratically. „I just put a new reactor into it for god's sake! This can’t be true! … Oh, crap … I … I’m lost … I’m gonna die! Craaaap!“

The uncanny face of an entire gas giant swooshed through his view field; nightmarish, alien, hostile, making him feel like some tiny amoeba between unimaginable big, arbitrary forces of death. Then the drugs began to have an effect, causing an ice cold feeling in Mike’s breast as a temporary side effect. It hit him like a punch, he stopped breathing.

„So … this is it. This was … was my life. - Pa, you were right. You were right all along. - I feel sorry. I … I just tried - you know - I ever just tried to be … somebody else. Don’t get me wrong, old man. Please. I just wanted to be not you. I love you. But … I thought this couldn’t be all … - all I wanted to be in my entire miserable life … for only a single lousy time … is to be some hero for someone else. To do the right thing just when it’s needed. - Only a single time … damn you, Mike … you stupid piece of crap …

The gas giant appeared again, relentlessly pulling him nearer. The distant stars were watching him dying, indifferently, but somehow fascinated like cats playing with a hapless insect. Mike suddenly heart the voice of an old boyhood friend of him, Jared, when they both found themselves at the fork which disjoined their lives:

Space was never meant to be conquered by humans, Mike. It’s vast, it’s deadly and it’s mainly completely empty. Ninety-nine percent of the whole universe is just empty space. What are you seeking out there you can’t find here just in front of you?

A different life, Mike thought before he fell asleep. The suit computer put him into a deep, energy saving coma and activated the distress signal sender. It could calculate the chance of being found now but it didn’t, it was not programmed to do so, it will just do its job until the batteries went dead. It was the last best friend Mike got left at this very moment.



A few days earlier, BD-13 2439, Abbot Survey

Mike was walking through a pressurized gang way with Lambert, a new friend he just found recently. His destination was his Viper which was sitting on dock 3. The air supply made a lot of noise, barely handling the pressure around 0.8 bar, its oxygen-nitrogen mixture smelled of ozone, clogged filters and oiled steel. Obviously it had trouble compensating dozens of micro leaks, both men tried to ignore the piercing pain in their ears.

„Who’s this fellow?“ Mike asked Lambert, looking at the PDA he gave him. The smudgy holo-display showed the somewhat dented face of a man who clearly was not interested in the finesses of diplomacy, his staring eyes seem to punch holes into the invisible guy who took the picture. It must be obtained from some list of registered criminals, he assumed, the name “Duncan ‘Pyro’ Caldwell” was written on the lower left corner with a long number and a date.

“None of your business, I’ll take care of that moron myself – someday. He’s got some buddies around him and would eat your balls for breakfast. – Wait a sec.” Lambert tipped onto the display, changing its content. “This. Feed your PDA with that data, you’ll have to visit three locations: Santal, LTT forty-one thirty-one, and a system with this funny name Thraskias, which is filled with tourists, annoyed service employees and bored-to-death round trip skippers. It should be quite safe there.”

“Uhm … and what I’ll be doing there? Get some rest and recreation?”

“Let’s proceed in sequential order. In Santal there’s only one little outpost, Choral Legacy. Dock there, find a guy named Dudley and kick his butt until he feels assured it’s okay to hand out the cargo of mine to you, accepting the data key I gave you. - I’d like to do it myself but look, as I told you, my wife … - Yes, it is my cargo, but you’ll find out that this dirty rat demands a little fee. The butt-kicking part starts when he tries to make a fool out of you. Everything above a thousand creds will indicate that.”

Mike sighed. “So I’m your delivery boy – alright. At LTT forty-something I’ll give that cargo to whom? To another fellow with bad habits?”

“No. There’s somebody waiting for you and two other wings at Fox Orbital. Her name is Myung-Dae, she will be flying a Keelback named Rociante, that needs protection. You’ll jump with her to Thraskias. She asked me to find someone reliable … - not that she’s awaiting much of trouble but she needs a few guns at her side who can convince any disturbance to better let go. She’s got guns herself, shields and heavy armor. Make sure you use it to your own advantage - if necessary.“

Lambert bite his lips for a moment. „I’ll be honest - Chances are high that nobody cares about you all and that you’ll make it in no time. Myung-Dae is clean as it gets, no records, just like you. And it’s nothing that you can get arrested for. But …“

„But?“ Mike exhaled the air. „What cargo is it? Three wings? Heavily armed? Who’s interested in it? Gimme some info at least. I don’t want to die being clueless about who killed me.“

Lambert gave him a uncertain glance. „Fanatics. Guys whose actions are hard to predict. But they aren’t well prepared, they got no experience and are using outdated small fighters. They won’t be much of a problem for a decent pilot.“

„Fair enough, sounds like fun.“ Mike replied without irony and instructed the PDA to sync with his own in his pocket. Then he gave it back to Lambert.

This one grabbed his shoulder. „Mike, I don’t really know you. I was just hoping to find someone who could help me out. Are you that man?“

„Name’s Mike, I like Indian food and I got kilos because of it. Echo out.“ Mike rubbed his eyes, taking a deep breath. „I did take worse jobs before. As long as you aren’t mocking me up, I’ll do my best. But if you do I’ll come back …“

Lambert showed a crooked grin. „And kick my butt. I’m expecting nothing less. - Hey, if this is done, we’ll get another drink, okay? That cargo from Santal, I need it here where I’ll pay you well too after you came back.“

They reached the bulkhead that was leading to Mike’s Viper.

„Take care, fly save.“ Mike took the handshake, Lambert was offering him. But in this moment he saw some serious concern in the eyes of his client, something that doesn’t seem to fit in. Like a well hidden weakness. He groaned inwardly, knowing this kind of glance himself all to well. His father had had it, he himself had it. It was the glance of someone whose life depended on the trustworthiness of someone else. Here, in systems that consisted only of dead rocks and gas giants, where a lot of people never touched the ground of an earth-like planet and were working in mines or for big industrial companies, you’ve got nothing much left than people you have to trust.

Lambert was about to go but Mike said: „We’ll have another drink, buddy. It will go well for us. - If I learned something than to handle morons, heh.“

„Yeah, this you showed me already.“ Lambert answered waving his hand.


Later, arriving at LTT-4131 A

Some just liked the view, some became even religious, while for others it was an unholy no man’s land. For most the hyperspace was an unexplainable mystery, with its own alien rules, an abyss that could lead to nowhere and everywhere. Many felt that something bizarr was going in there, utterly foreign by its nature and potentially threatening. But for Mike it was just some strange tunnel that connected A with B, the only thing he could never get used to was the re-entrance into Einstein’s space. - Bam! Giant, hostile fireball, like gods own sledgehammer! A colossal on-going thermo nuclear blast beyond any imagination, with two elementary forces fighting a battle of such terrible magnitude that its massive energy expulsion could vaporize everything near it in seconds, including whole planets - or which could also let grow a tiny little blossom on a small wet rock million miles away.

It took a while till the adrenalin shock faded, Mike used the first minute to calm himself down by checking all systems. Everything was working and still in its place, the scanner showed a few stellar objects in range and a few ships. LTT-4131 was one of those bizarrely huge systems with three full sized stars and a lot of planets and gas giants, but fortunately Fox Orbital were only about 700 light-seconds away from the re-entry point, orbiting the fourth planet of 4131-B, a close red star. Mike set course and the frame shift drive mumbled distinctly as it crunched space-time to push the ship beyond the virtual light speed barrier. The giant fireball, destroyer and creator of all life, lost its impressive size pretty fast, becoming a mere light bulb far away in the process.

Time for a beer, Mike thought and grabbed a can from the cool box on his right side. It were just moments like this where he felt close to his own nirvana, between the place he came from and the place he will be shortly. But then the scanner noticed a tight congeries of ships near the fourth planet’s orbit, around two hundred thousand miles away from his destination.

Not good. Mike instructed the computer to analyze the particular area and in a matter of seconds it responded with „Approximate thirty vessels detected, energy signatures indicate high chances of heavy weapon fire.

„Check nav beacon for more info.“ He ordered. The ship’s computer sent a request for further info, the beacon answered immediately. With its inimitable indifferent voice, including that razor sharp accent, the computer told him:

Five conflict zones are reported in total, a civil war between the People’s Resistance of LTT, the LTT Allied Industry and Natural LTT Defence Party is taking place right now. Avoiding these zones is explicitly advised. If you are not forced to visit the local stations soon, leave the system immediately.

That sounded to Mike pretty much like "Grab your stuff and clear out asap, you dumb moron!"

„Crap!" He cursed. "Lambert, you son of a … - God damn! I should have known it, there’s always a catch, every blasted time! Computer: gimme that goofball Lambert! - I mean, establish a comm channel to BD thirteen, Abbot Survey. - NOW!“

No interstellar comm relays found, they are either non-existent, not in range or not online. Establishing comm channels outside the current system is not possible at this time.

Now, that's awesome!“ Mike roared, beating the console
with his fist. „For how long is the war going on already, computer? Are they to busy and to tired enough already to care about some poor idiot who tries to reach the outpost?“

I cannot answer this questions, Commander. No further information is available.

At times like this Mike was thinking intensely about switching the board computer, at least its voice module. Some genius at deLacy must have thought it would be a great idea to take the voice of some elitist imperial female officer and make it the standard voice.


To be continued …
 
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I decided to post on inara.cz only, there are two new issues. Working on a great finale now - thanks for rep'ing so far! :)
Uh, and I like your stories too!
 
I decided to post on inara.cz only, there are two new issues. Working on a great finale now - thanks for rep'ing so far! :)
Uh, and I like your stories too!

The text on the Inara page is easier to read too. The white on black here is hard on my eyes for anything longer than a few sentences.

I shall give you a read and report back.
 
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