The ballad of Ram Tah

Hittin USS in Electra
Tryin'a get a Goid in the bag
You know what Ram Tah said
The Guardians brah
I'll pay you 30 mil if you get their swag

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me


A Basilisk, I saw one last Sunday
Attached my limpets tight to it's back
I opened my bay doors
The limpet showed some flaws
It flew into the front of my Asp


Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me


I finally catch a Basilisk napping
9th time lucky with the limpets of doom
Someone on the forum
Said you gotta ignore them
Sometimes they wanna high wake and zoom


Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me


12 hours for 7 bits of old Thargoid
Corrosive proof suspenders and draws
This better be worth it
Or I'll feel a right
I'm gonna cry if I see one more Threat 5


Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
 
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