As a galactic inhabitant (I call Lave home) descended from Australian ancestors, I can only say:
"Bloody top job England!"
There's nothing I like to see more than our national teamed getting pummeled. Australian cricketers have universally been a bunch of arrogant, egotistical drunks and cheats*; I like nothing better than seeing them soundly thrashed.
*Except Geoff Lawson, he's a nice chap**.
**And Jeff Thompson, who is not terribly nice, but charmingly
insane.
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Maybe we could use an Orca at each end as the stumps. Problem is finding 2 CMDRs with Orcas.
How would you be able to add spin to the ball? Swing could be added with planety gravitational pull.
I'm one of them, except I'm 16,000kLY away towards the Core.