The Elite: Dangerous Jokes Thread

[Globusdiablo]

I'll get the ball rolling:

- When is a wake ever catholic?...

- If it has mass...

[video=youtube;bcYppAs6ZdI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI[/video]

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Get it?! Wake? Mass? Catholic?.....

Sorry... Sorry... Leaving now...

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On a side note: Do wakes have mass? like black holes for example?

 

[Raf von Thorn]

Ouch...

Ok, let me try. I found it on reddit:

"How many feds does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't, the instruction manual was in Lugh."

[video=youtube;bcYppAs6ZdI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI[/video]

 

[Zephyriel]

What would Bender from Futurama say if you asked him to stop drinking?

Spoiler

Bite my shiny metal Asp!

If Samuel L. Jackson were to star in a movie about Elite Dangerous, what would the movie's title be?

Spoiler

Snakes on a Galactic Plane

How do you call a pirate commander who interdicts you, asks you to kill your engines, fires a warning shot when you don't, and eventually kills you when you try to run away?

Spoiler

A griefer

 

[Winterwalker]

Where does an aliterative ED Commander go to party??

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A Diso Disco!

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"I thank you"

 

[Globusdiablo]

....An Almond in orbit around a black hole is called an Astronut.........

Einstein had been busy trying to find a bigger apartment...

 

[Winterwalker]

What's the galactic population's number one favourite beer-beer?

Spoiler

Answer: Sol

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Red Riding Hood's least favourite landing?

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Wolf (359)

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A Canadian Commander's November Star Sign

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Sagittarius eh?

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How does an ED Commander seduce a member of the opposite sex?

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Supercruise!!

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How does a SC Commander seduce a member of the opposite sex?

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Loitering!!

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How are my jokes?

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Wyrd!!