The Elite Dangerous Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

[Flash_Baggins]

Heres how to make your very own ED Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster-
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Lavian Brandy
Pour into it one measure of the waters of shintara
Allow 3 cubes of Centauri Mega Gin to melt into it (properly iced)
Allow four litres of gaseous Leestian Evil juice to bubble through it
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of void extract coffee
Drop in the tooth of a Rapa Bao Snake
Sprinkle Onionhead
Add an Olive
Pour into a Hutton Mug

Drink... But... very carefully...

 

[Hilight]

Forget all that and just drink a few liters of motor oil from your Pythons FSD... Works wonders early in the morning

 

[Flash_Baggins]

Forget all that and just drink a few liters of motor oil from your Pythons FSD... Works wonders early in the morning

HaHa Goes down a treat!

 

[CMDR Pugwash]

Rather like being hit over the head with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick I believe.

 

[DCLXVI your God]

Rather like being hit over the head with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick I believe.

Drink up.
Shoot in.
Let the beatings begin.

 

[Laste]

Sounds like a really, really, bad adult movie name.

 

[ChubbyBunneh]

It has a delivery like a lemon wrapped around a gold brick through a plate glass window.

The American CIA swear by them.

 

[deckroid]

Heres how to make your very own ED Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster-
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Lavian Brandy
Pour into it one measure of the waters of shintara
Allow 3 cubes of Centauri Mega Gin to melt into it (properly iced)
Allow four litres of gaseous Leestian Evil juice to bubble through it
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of void extract coffee
Drop in the tooth of a Rapa Bao Snake
Sprinkle Onionhead
Add an Olive
Pour into a Hutton Mug

Drink... But... very carefully...

Can only be drank in Hutton Orbital for correct flavor.