Policeman questioning Star Wars fan at the convention:
"Okay gentlemen, I'm gonna need to see some ID. Yes I do. I have no idea what you're talking about - I'm looking for the perpetrator of an assault, not droids. No, not yet he can't, not until we're finished with him. Don't you tell me to bleedin' move along, sonny. Hey Phil, can I get some backup here, I think these guys are going to be a bit awkward."